TREV! AH-AAAHHHHHH!
Giant Trev! Bring back the sun! PLEAAAAAASE!!!
This time Godzilla Trev discusses teams of potential mass improvement, all while standing astride the Jimmy Carter/Moreland interchange and getting tangled in powerlines.
Trev takes his most improved from the ACC, a daring move because saying a team with a dedicated coach, an improved recruiting base, and an ACC schedule can go 7-5 is like saying a WAC team can go 10-2 with a huge offense and favorable schedule. In other words, it is something that can happen every year. Fine call on UNC, though: they’ll be vastly improved if for no other reason than a dimunition of powers at Boston College (breaking in new qb) and another rebuilding year for NC State (whose offense last year was 98th in the nation and won’t likely improve this year.)
In the parity-tastic ACC, it’s usually about stealing someone else’s food, something UNC could easily start to do this year. Georgia Tech, though? Ai-yuh, Trev. That’s some ugly right thurr, son, especailly with depleted lines and seven of their top tacklers gone. Endorse them at your own risk, Trevzilla, you car-crushing tower of wonder, you.
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@6 Brian
No,no,no, it’s the ribs at Houston’s. Problem is……no sweet tea, an abomination in the South. Also, when you request ketchup, they bring it in a small ceramic container. F*ck that, bring me my bottle of Heinz!
Therefore, it’s off to Fat Matt’s for me!
Comment by Hunglikehussain — June 30, 2025 @ 5:58 pm
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Georgia Tech’s defensive line will feature All-American Vance Walker, All-ACC Darryl Richard, future top 5 pick Michael Johnson all of which are seniors. Then you have Pennsylvania POY in soph DE Derrick Morgan. That’s one H*** of a line.
The offensvie line is replacing some big-time starters but almost all of the guys starting have good experience. We also return All-ACC LT in Andrew Gardner.
Offensive skill positions feature: Parade All-America soph B-back Jon Dwyer, Josh Nesbitt at QB, shifty record-breaker Roddy Jones at one A-back slot, and incoming freshman Texas 5A POY and 3300 yd- 45 TD RB Marcus Wright. At WR will be freshman All-ACC Demaryius Thomas.
The defensive backfield is what worries me. Word-Daniels will hold down one corner but the other projected starter has recently run into some legal issues. After that, the depth at CB drops off tremendously. Safety positions features: Hard-hitting and high-flying Morgan Burnett who garnered All-ACC freshman honors along with probable starter, the athletic Dominique Reese. The LB corps will be young and inexperienced but have top-notch talent. MLB Brad Jefferson was highly sought after recruit coming out of highschool and was ST force last year. He will anchor the LB squad. Then in the two OLB spots will be AT Barnes (a nasty talent) and the Ambassador Kyle Jackson.
I believe it will take time for the offense to learn the ins and outs of Coach Johnson’s system. I also believe it will take time for the defensive backfield to gel but that All-World DL will keep us in some ball games and allow for a hopefully surprising season.
Comment by RamblinGamblin32 — June 30, 2025 @ 3:49 pm
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Trev-zilla is why I never take Freedom Parkway downtown.
Just sayin.
Comment by Charles — June 30, 2025 @ 12:29 pm
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Depleted lines? Our defensive line will be one of the best in the country, with 3 Sunday players and a possible 4th (not to mention a #2 pick according to some mock drafts). Our o-line is the big question.
Also, Trev even says, it’s all about Paul Johnson. Ask any GSU or Navy fan, and they’d tell you the touch of his clothes can heal leprosy, not to mention being one of the best coaches around these days.
Comment by EffinDane — June 30, 2025 @ 12:11 pm
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Trev’s only viewers are us. Orson is Trev Taking you out to steak dinners at Houston’s or something?
Comment by Brian — June 30, 2025 @ 11:19 am
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He will need to consult with and gain approval from the all knowing expert on terrorist recognition who has departed Red Stick, LA for Jacksonville, AL.
Otherwise, UNC has three advantages to get to 7-5:
- They do not play Clempson
- They do not play Wake
- They plan on installing a Pizza Hut/KFC/A&W kiosk on the visitors’ sideline for the ND game; coaches eat for FREE! LSUFreek mobile pie rack is optional presently.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — June 30, 2025 @ 10:16 am
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@2 The TrevOlution will not be televised.
Comment by Der Schatten — June 30, 2025 @ 10:11 am
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Cock @ #2…the munificence of your Trevalations are only bested by the non-functioning babalicious “play movie” advertisements to the right of my comments section…
Comment by sb — June 30, 2025 @ 10:08 am
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Infidel! How dare you impugn the pronounced prognosticating prowess of T-Rev! To wit: His ineluctable prognostication that the economic future of football commentary at multi-national broadcasting conglomerates like ESPN would be rendered asunder by his departure! Gaze only upon the doddering Holtz-muppet at Mayday’s side to know that the end is nigh, and the whirlwind of TreVengeance is about to be reaped! Viva la TreVolucion!
Comment by CockofAges — June 30, 2025 @ 9:58 am
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Anybody else think we should be using Giant Trev in the hunt for Osama?
Comment by Billy From Baton Rouge — June 30, 2025 @ 9:56 am