..no matter what them latte-drankin' yuppies at Forbes say! You just have to like college football. We're off to get a latte, now. A manly one, served in a skull and topped with the froth of our enemies. And we won't be paying for that, by Crom's beard, we won't.
(Our fave Conan quote: "Conan, why do you pray to Crom?" "Because he always answers my prayers. He always says NO!")