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THE TEN MOMENTS OF PURE MALICIOUS FATE, 2007, PART ONE

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Remember: life's not out to get you . Life will get you, and by "get" we mean "turn into a pile of dessicated bones buried beneath the crushing weight of the earth." The top ten moments of malicious fate striking for 2007 await you.

10. Shaun Carney's knee bends sideways.

Air Force 24, Cal 21. After some comebacking by Cal, Air Force drives down to the one in an attempt to make it a two score lead again in the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Things What Fly Und Kick Ass Bowl.. Positive vibes! Inspirational lighting! Cue the Jerry Goldsmith soundtrack! Carney had over a hundred yards rushing, a TD on the ground, and had passed for another as Air Force ran the modded-up flexbone all over Cal. Slo-mo camera, tension, Bruckheimer's all over this and...

Air Force loses their flux capacitor when Carney exits, the defense gets shredded by Kevin Riley, and the upset ends with a Cal victory, 42-36. Life ain't fair.

To be continued. Watch your back in the meantime...the wolf is always at the door...