Washington State has gone local and hired Paul Wulff, the head coach of Eastern Washington University, as their head coach. Wulff is a Wazzou alum, has compiled a 53-40 record as a head coach at EWU, possesses a deep knowledge of the local football scene, and will shit himself on the field to demonstrate his commitment to his team.
Hey Jenny Slater's Doug points out an interesting ballot from the Heisman voting: Steve Spurrier's.
Al Borges is out as offensive coordinator at Auburn, per Al.com. (HT: The Wiz.) Borges peaked with his work with Jason Campbell, Cadillac Williams, and Ronnie Brown in 2004, but worked the Auburn offense into 101st place nationally in 2007. Whoever Tuberville hires will be good, because Tuberville's some kind of David Copperfield resume magnet wizard, minus the David Copperfield sexual assault accusastions, of course.
In praise of veteran hatchet-men. Paul Finebaum takes out the good axe and swings at Florida State:
And the first person to set a particularly set of arty Florida football clips of Percy Harvin and Tim Tebow crashing through defenses to this song gets a free t-shirt. Nothing's better than a song called "Bodysnatchers" which is, in fact, about bodysnatchers.
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