Blogtoberfest! REEEEEEEEEEEEMIX!!!
Se(a)man: no "steele," but manly enough, sure.
Phil Steele's original name was not, in fact, Phil Steele. It was Phil Seman, which doesn't affect our love for him or his eyeball-rupturing magazine in the least (types "Orson Swindle, bon vivant-at-large.") Plus, seman/semen kind of kicks ass, too, what with all the impregnation,flying around, and sock-soiling it does on a daily basis. It's no "Steele," mind you, but it's still damn mansome in its own right.
Brian Grummell also reveals that Jim Harbaugh picks his coaches just the way we pick out our all-natural male enhancement products: off the internet. If anyone knows what to do with an erection lasting longer than eight hours, please, for Chrissakes, email us. The old "hey-it's-a-towel-rack" thing got old around 2 a.m. last night.
Welcome the Hawkeye Compulsion into the blogosphere, a relentless and necessarily stir-crazy Hawkeyes blog posting with manic frequency from America's Azerbaijan. Do not miss their interviews with [NAME REDACTED], where he reveals himself to be a sniffy type of guy, or their comparison of Ohio State to "an Aston-Martin that runs on the blood of puppies." Puppy blood jokes sell us on anything, really.
The Eric Scott case, explained in organizational diagrams. The folks at Bruins Nation have it all figured out, naturally, using charts to explain the arrest and dismissal of burglary charges against UCLA coach Eric Scott.
It's all about Da U. Why this submission to ESPN's College Football Live wasn't rushed to the front of the queue, we'll never know. White guys with fake goldz in they mouth make all the ladies drop their chundle wrappers, don't you know Rece?
The video is more indicative of the Miami fanbase than anyone who doesn't reside in the Floridian Co-Prosperity Sphere will ever know.
Houston Nutt, you're number one! Both in our hearts, and on the coaches' hot seat list.
Baby rhino, meet baby cheetah. Joel thinks Tennessee freshman Eric Berry could be the Vols' version of the unstoppable one-play freshman gambit used by Urban Meyer with Tim Tebow last year. Like any sort of unconventional system, once it's worked once, even drudges like Phil Fulmer will leap onto an effective offensive strategy, though usually with wildly variant results across the board, like Gary Crowton's hybrid spread option created after he watched 2004 Utah blow through the Mountain West with Alex Smith.
2006: Rotating in running quarterbacks is madness! 2007: Rotating running quarterbacks is genius! We'll call it the Minivan Effect after Get Shorty and its running gag of Chili Palmer making the minivan the hott car for celebrities in L.A.
An atrociously lovable joke surfaces from the world of Georgia message boards:
A: Hey, d'ya hear Chan Gailey hired Michael Vick as a consultant for Georgia Tech football?
B: Really?
A: Yeah, they finally found someone who really knows how to beat a Dawg!
WOCKA WOCKA!!! Hey, Foxworthy didn't just come in off the turnip truck, man. He actually graduated with a degree in computer science from Georgia Tech.
Cal is gettin' frisky in practice. Lou Holtz is all over Cal beating Tennessee. This leaves us no choice but predict they will lose. This has nothing to do with us, but with the laws of the universe as we know it. Lou Holtz is usually given the "wrong" end of the ESPN Dualistic Yelling Trope, forced to argue a hopeless point while Peltstache May strokes his goatee and snidely asserts the more logical position. Those nutty guys! Always arguing just like the guys down at the sports bar, except no one on ESPN pulls out a sock full of nickels and fractures the other's skull! At least until Chris Spielman lands a studio gig. Blood spatter on the camera lens won't just be for Braveheart then.
We're glad to see Irishoutsider's breakdown of position battles, especially when it's written by Hell's one and only watchdog, Cerebrus. DOOM TO THOSE SIDING WITHOUT BREAKFAST SANDWICH!
A trend of three=article! Three people in Visalia, California really, really love college football. We have a trend, people! And as goes Visalia...so goes most of the greater San Joaquin Valley area.
Myth: busted. But don't let that stop you, troglodyte. Clay Travis busts the jort myth in gory detail. But please, if 15/17 wins bothers you that much, just say we wear frilly ipink chiffon in all seasons with assless chaps. We'd happily don that in Jacksonville if it keeps Georgia's win total in that time period equivalent with, say, Mississippi State's. Oh, snap! Which it is! BURRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!! [/Kelso, '70s show.]
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