Real life has us sprinting today, so take these quick ones and we'll be back for a discussion of Fulmer Cup scoring around 1 EST.
--Ryan Perriloux, LSU 3rd string qb, is indeed under some sort of federal investigation, or is at least "a person of interest" in a federal investigation, according to NOLA.com. If you're unclear what that means, it's a bit like being "a gazelle of interest" to a pride of female lionesses. (HT: Dave.)
--Sen Sherrod Brown of Ohio lost a bet with Sen. Bill Nelson of Florida, and had to do one pushup for every point scored in the national title game. He "snapped off 30" in a row, which is most studly for a 54-year old. He did all 55 with a short break, and was then presented with Gatorade by Nelson's keenly smartass staff.
--The Wiz has the ten most classless acts of 2006. How many of them involve EDSBS heroes like Steven Orr Spurrier and Cap'n Mike Leach? Oh, a few. We recommend you cast your vote for Glen Mason, however, who got his karma boomerang in the bowl season.
--Pete Carroll is denying leaving USC for the Dolphins, which means USC fans might have to be really slightly kinda sorta worried here. (Enough modifiers there?) Dwayne Jarrett is leaving, however, and taking his HOLY HELL 41 CAREER TDS with him.
--Louisville hires the mannishly-named Steve Kragthorpe as their new head coach. Kragthorpe came from Tulsa, better known as a finishing school for Nick Saban (yay!) and Dave Rader, the offensive offensive coordinator for the disastrous Mike Shula offenses at Alabama (boo!!!).
--The Florida-OSU videos are popping up on Youtube like whack-a-mole. Watch Corso cite "too much time to prepare" for Ohio State's crap performance.
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