Today EDSBS will be under the command of me, Subcommandante Wayne. Orson thought it would be fair to turn over the site for a day to Buckeye fans. I guess that's because he thought he needed some real football fans on here and not all those pencil-dicked Gaytors coming on the site and talking shit. CAUSE OSU RULZ!!!! That's what I put on the banner, too. Microsoft Paint is the fucking bomb like Troy Smith!!!
That's me in my OSU skimask. I'm so sexy and you know you want it.
So we're talking OSU all day, because the Buckeyes rule. I'm also gonna talk about some of things I like. I like Jim Tressel. I like getting drunk. I fucking hate Michigan, because they suck a total suckrod forever. And now I hate Florida because they're a total bunch of rednecks who we're going to pwn and run trains through!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
WOO WELCOME TO THE REPUBLIC OF UZBUCKISTAN!!!!
Oh, and dude, I totally hate the music clips Orson uses, so here's somre real rock for your morning. Nickelback kicks so much ass you can't even borrow their shoes 'cause they're ruined and scratched up from kicking ass.
I gotta take Mom to work and get a groupchat in with my WoW clan but I'll be back so DON'T GO ANYWHERE LOSERS LOL1111!!!!