Blogtoberfest is overdue and burgeoning with other people's content. Roll!
--A Virginia Tech booster lawyer/agent wannabe-type claims he gave a hundred large to former Hokie footballer Jimmy Williams and current NBAer Shawne Williams.(HT: Chili.) The money allegedly paid for:
"$8,700 in merchandise, including clothes and shoes, phone service, hotel rooms and a tattoo, according to the suit. The remaining $46,000 and change were given in cash, the papers say."
That tattoo better contain the authenticated ashes of Bruce Lee or Charlemagne to command that kind of cash. The "that hooker owes me a refund" bit of the equation: the booster wants his money back.
--Nickelback is denied a ticket request to OSU/Michigan. The people of Portugal are on our side of this debate, even if their aim is tragically inaccurate.
--Ty Willingham, molder of men, strikes again. Everyone knows you can't win an argument on the internet, right? Now if you'll excuse us, we've got to continue our 1,372 post argument on Delphi forums with some libertarian nut who thinks the fire department is oppressing him.
--From commenter RaginCajunRebel (LEMSDAY to you, sir!): Bo Schembechler on LSU, suffering from severe Tobias Funke-mouth here...
"LSU has players," Schembechler said. "They’re a well-endowed team."
Uncle Milty: LSU Tiger prospect in his younger days? (That girl doesn't look frightened enough does she?)
--The latest mad rumor: Saban to the Crimson Tide following Mike Shula's fourth loss in a row to Auburn this weekend. Take this with all due skepticism, since the proposed candidate list as we saw it reads like this:
1.Bear Bryant Clone still in teens, won't be ready for six years or so.
2. Bill Bellichick
3. Jesus, the third best football coach who ever lived.
4. Someone white who went to Alabama. (zing! yowza! reel in the irony of someone who lives in Georgia accusing Alabama of racism! POW!)
5. Everett.
Alabama could be in constant sorrow this weekend if trends hold.
--Suspicious dinners have USC supporter John Papadakis--father of Petros, who we're mercifully out of radio broadcast range of--in hot water with university compliance officials. Papadakis' response: "The last thing I would want recruits to associate with USC was free steak and the velvety thighs of our extremely healthy and compliant waitresses."
--Tim Tebow, consider yourself websited, and possibly in need of legal counsel. Also, we think this website infringes on your image and name, as well.
You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Tebow, which IS reality.
--UM/OSU tix: funding adoptions, so pricey are they. The baby better be named Woody or Bo, depending on whose fans kick in more money.
--Finally, we would like to cast OSU/UM in some perspective. After all, when it comes to sports violence, we are all amateurs in the proper context. Warning: watching the following video may cause you to be hit in the head with a brick like the fucking pansy wanker you are.
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