--The greatest fark of all...was sent to us today...Look! It's Fulmer chasing fried chicken! Just what the inventors of the internet meant it to be used for, we're sure. (HT: Doug, but we're sure SoonerFark is to credit/blame.)
--Clay Travis went to Gainesville, and says UF women are fat. We would, instead, insist they are plump with success and fat off all the good sex they're getting. Among other things, he actually interviews the pilots who flew inches from the scoreboard on the halftime flyover ("Not close," say the pilots.) He also runs into Tim Tebow, who took a photo with Clay and friend and then stiffarmed them all the way home to the 615 in a single twitch.
Clay Travis, meet Titan. Titan, meet Clay.
--Someone's threatening Doug Flutie: a Texas fan who blames Flutie for the Longhorn's loss, to be specific. Flutie is being hidden behind a fire hydrant until the whole thing blows over.
--After Arkansas trunked Tennessee on Saturday night with the finest single wing you'll see this side of Briscoe County High, Joel at Rocky Top Talk is looking for answers. Or barbecue. With Tennesseans, it's usually one of the two in any given situation.
--Spurrier and Meyer both gambled and won on fourth and shorts Saturday, as SMQ points out, which means that what some people confuse for ballsy gambling is actually just a keen sense of probability and situational value analysis expressing itself in playcalling. That's what we'll tell ourselves next time we call "deep attack" on 4th and 17 against our brother in NCAA 2007
--Elkon's got a great little review of the numbers for national title contenders. For all the bitching about Florida not scoring or moving the ball, 6.2ish per play beats both Ohio State and Michigan's offensive averages. Arkansas is slamming 6.7ish a play, which will surprise no one who has seen their "McFadden!" offense.
--DeSean Jackson blames the Cal loss on...the uniforms.
Again, Jackson is fast and quick, but apparently he is faster and quicker in blue pants.
Scoff if you will, but as a kid we scorched in our black and white Walter Payton Pumas. We totally agree with Jackson here. If Cal busts out the "Yellow Fever" unis against USC, Jackson may very well leave scorch marks on the turf.
Some colors are faster than others, according to Desean Jackson. Judging from the way UNC players run, powder blue and white are not two of them.
--Barry Zuckercorn! On the sidelines at USC! Good to see he could get away from the rest stops and drag clubs long enough to make an appearance with the Song Girls.
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