There's so many places to go with this one, but we'll just let you all bat it to death in the comments section. The EDSBS Quote of the Week comes from punter Eric Wilbur commenting on the "gate" punt formation Florida adopted last year. (HT: Ken.)
"You look up, and now there's 900 pounds of man right in front of you."
Subconscious image roulette shows us the first results of our search, which surprisingly did not bring up the names "Ron Jeremy" or "Dirk Diggler:"
Eric Wilbur's looking at 900 pounds of man right there.