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A FLAMING COUCH ON YOUR CHEST NEVER FELT SO GOOD: EDSBS MERCHANDISE

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If we're going to be a consumer whore, at least we'll be stylish ones. We've finally opened the EDSBS t-shirt shopfor all your sexy liquid explosion football fashion needs. We met with designer Tim Gunn to "make it work" on both the runway and the run to the package store, and dare we say: we've succeeded.

Behold:

We'll have tons more shirts available on request, but we chose the flaming couch for a number of reasons. One, it's almost the kind of logo you could wear to a hipster institution without openly emitting college football vibes, a kind of code to broadcast to other EDSBS readers that "I, too, enjoy sodomy jokes mixed in with my fart jokes and smattering of football." It's also a combination of the things we admire most about college football, the conflagration of self-made fun, harmless hooliganism, alcohol, and manic fervor.

May we also recommend this gem for the Ultimate Frisbee player out there:


You're not slow. You're just a possession receiver.

Purchase! Consume! It's the patriotic thing to do, and what better place to do it than here, where your proceeds will support our increasingly dire ProVigil addiction devotion toward blogging the living daylights out of the upcoming football season.

"The EDSBS Store: Because You Can't Wear Child Support Payments.