Thanks to all of our readers for their support during our pledge drive which managed to give us the funds necessary for a server upgrade and to aquire an access pass into a portal into Phil Fulmers mind. Brief as our stay was, it was equally disturbing. We caught Phil during a nap and got to see a snapshot of his dreams. And yes, it was as we suspected, cows made out of butter.
What makes Fulmer tick? Butter cows.