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BECK STILL AWOL FROM NEBRASKA PRACTICES. JOSH PORTIS' MOM HAS NO COMMENT.

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Harrison Beck, backup qb at Nebraska, is still AWOL from practice, citing overall unhappiness at the number of snaps he's seeing behind 'Husker starter Zac Taylor. Beck made this statement indirectly through his mother, who doesn't know where he is but "called to say he's safe," following the hottest trend in NCAA scholarship player PR, using your mother as your professional spokesperson. In response, Bill Callahan said he wanted to do whatever was in Beck's best interests, which is code for "toobusyforthiscraptakesomeboilerplatequoteandrun."

Give all credit for this to Allen Iverson's mom, however, a pioneer in the field.


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