It's been a very, very long time coming, but Notre Dame finally gets a postseason victory in the form of Tom Zbikowski scrambling Robert Bell's brains in their fight at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night. Zbikowski took Bell down in 49 seconds for the knockout and did so in scary fashion, bolstering his reputation as the baddest Pole to walk the earth since Thaddeus Kosciuszko. This assertion of badness stands despite facing an opponent like Bell, who appears to be the guy who runs the midday shift at steady ol' Waffle House 1000 just down the block from us on College Ave.
Watch Zibby demolish Bell below. Ladies of EDSBS, if this turns you on, we know a lawyer who specializes in restraining orders. You'll need his number eventually.