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LIVING! AFTER MIDNIGHT! FULMER CUP POINTS FOR tOSU

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The classics never die: tOSU makes their grand entrance with a workmanlike performance, earning two Fulmer Cup points for DUI thanks to 18-year old offensive lineman Alex Boone, who was positively trashed according to our sources when police pulled him over early Sunday morning in Columbus.

Boone may suffer "other sanctions," but will not miss any playing time or serve a suspension. Cue Michigan fans falling over in shock...Boone may as well start discharging AR-15s into neighboring apartment complexes with that kind of laissez-faire discipline.

The duchess was shocked--shocked!--that Boone wouldn't lose playing time for a DUI.