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College Football

21 terrifying old college mascots

Your school might have a friendly looking mascot today, but it probably used to be a terrifying murder demon.

21 terrifying old college mascots

Your school might have a friendly looking mascot today, but it probably used to be a terrifying murder demon.

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FLORIDA IS THE VOLCANO

SIMCITY HAS RULES, NATURE

IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME

IN THE SENSE THAT WE ALL ARE UNDER CATHOLIC DOGMA, YES

THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL AT SCHNELLY FIELD

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FEATURING THE WORLD'S FIRST UNCONTROLLED SWARM OF OWLS

OPEN THREAD: DAD'S ON THE RADIO

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TELL HIM WE WANNA HEAR CROCODILE ROCK

GET YOUR PET GEARED UP

NO FAIR WEATHER CATS ALLOWED

PRESENTED BY Clone170578987_931644673_fs1_logo

Previewing all 112 SEC games

The Southeastern Conference is set to fire up three months' worth of football, and we have something to say about every last bit of it.

MEET YOUR SKY-FAMILY, BAMA LOVERS

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First, let us acknowledge that the backstory behind this picture is convoluted. Twitter user Bourbon Ghost says the father depicted here isn't even an Alabama fan. This brings up the real live possibility of this being the most elaborate LSU counterintelligence project ever, a caper nearly as big as UGA's Operation Muschamp. The second question: are they a family of twins, each of whom had that identical twin die in the past year? Did they murder these twins? If so, why are they so cool with each other after this? Does every Alabama fan have a cloudy Other awaiting them in the heavens? Are these cloud-giants, come to crush their tiny, human doppelgangers? If so, did they lose to Auburn last year, too? We have so many questions, and so few answers. Please help us, and make the terror go away.

NO ONE HAS A WINNING RECORD AGAINST THE TOP 25

IT'S BAD METHODOLOGY BUT THAT'S NEVER STOPPED COLLEGE FOOTBALL BEFORE

THE MC TOASTS AN OSTRICH RACING WINNER

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COACH RICH BROOKS IS DOING IT RIGHT

A GUIDE TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL GRIEVING

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IT'S ALL GOING TO BE OK

Every Day Should Be Saturday

Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.

THE MC SOLVES TWO PROBLEMS AT ONCE

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MACHALO, EVERYBODY

'American Ninja Warrior': A lady slays the spider

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The finals are here, and the competition has us feeling real human feelings.

SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM

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Delivery is everything for quarterbacks and countryfunny one-liners.

WHAT'S FRANK BEAMER COOKING?

KISS THE COOK (AND TASTE MANHOOD INCARNATE)

Mississippi State's QB sticks his arm inside a cow

You might not want to, but you can.

IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NORTHWESTERN

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ASK YOUR BRAIN, AND THEN ASK THE SUPERSTITIOUS PEASANT IN YOUR SOUL

THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SAVES AMERICA

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GO FOR IT, NICK JAMES

MEANINGLESS POWER RANKINGS: OLD COACH NAMES

JESSE VAN DOOZER STOLE MY PA'S LAND

THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS TOO MUCH SALT

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GONNA GIVE US HYPERTENSION, JIM GROBE

SEC NETWORK OPEN THREAD

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WE MISS YOU DAVES

PRESENTED BY 669248957_logo

Bama has some questions. And lots of answers.

For all of the talk of Alabama's weaknesses, it still took a miracle finish to keep the Tide out of the SEC Championship. And it might take similar misfortune to keep them out of the Playoff.

GEORGIA-TENNESSEE 2013: ON HOPE

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HOPE IS WHAT KILLS YOU. HOPE IS ALSO WHAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE.

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