We got a new SEC coaches' photo, y'all.

The B1G?

Nephrectomy Tuesday.

Will Dewey live? Is it a hoax of immeasurable cruelty? Does it make you want to take a wizz?

Sporting Valentines Day Wishes from Campus Union - per Aunt Stabby

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! Those of you that loathe it (22% in the CNN poll), tolerate it (65%) or flat-out love it (13%) are welcome to mock, ignore,or praise the day for its over-the-top effort to make love new again.

So send your Valentine cards, hand out your honmei-choco, or spit in your significant other's Wheaties -- do what you will.

It's the Pre-CI-Valentine's Day Open Thread!

The end of last year's Grammys were all sorts of awesome. Let's hope for the same tonight (aka Bruno Mars doesn't sweet Record and Album of the Year)

He who controls this fanshot thread controls both the NYC tv market and the entire universe.

Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and enjoy yourselves. The gaming tables are in the back room, and -- of course they are as honest as the day is long. In Anchorage. In late December.

Anyway, come on in and join the Saturday night open thread. We're always open.

Everything is more fucked up in Tejas.

As a reminder: The NFL Hall of Fame committee is terrible, allowing into the HoF idiot blowhards; the other guy is Charles Haley, the only man with five Super Bowl victories.