[/whooshing noise of approaching party rock]
LET'S PARTY!
HANG OUT WITH YOURSELF
AND HAVE A CRAZY PARTAYYY!
HEY YOU!
LET'S PARTY!
HAVE A KILLER PARTY AND PARTAAAAYYYY
We at EDSBS would like to congratulate our SEC brethren at UGA for being named the nation's number one party school. No, sincerely, we mean that, if only because it probably makes complete shitbag Michael Adams angry and huffy in a way that tightens up his Spanx something fierce-like.