HEY DAWGS! LET'S PARTY!
by Spencer Hall on Aug 2, 2010 12:54 PM EDT
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[/whooshing noise of approaching party rock]
LET'S PARTY!
HANG OUT WITH YOURSELF
AND HAVE A CRAZY PARTAYYY!
HEY YOU!
LET'S PARTY!
HAVE A KILLER PARTY AND PARTAAAAYYYY
We at EDSBS would like to congratulate our SEC brethren at UGA for being named the nation's number one party school. No, sincerely, we mean that, if only because it probably makes complete shitbag Michael Adams angry and huffy in a way that tightens up his Spanx something fierce-like.
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But what good is being the #1 party school...
If Gumby’s is gone?
/sad hungry drunk kid is sad
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 2, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions
Not only Gumby's...
But the drug dealership it was fronting.
Dealer or no
It was damn sure better than The Grill.
/ducks
/seriously, The Grill sucks
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 2, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
And isn't trustworthy food...
fries only, maybe get daring with the feta. Otherwise it’s not safe after midnight.
Ironically, this was learned from a former Grill employee I worked with at Gumby’s.
Gumby's is gone?
That is the saddest news I’ve heard in a long time. I don’t get to Athens very often, but Gumby’s is always a staple of my visits.
by ToStirItRound on Aug 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, they disappeared at some point this summer. Although at this rate, I’m sure another Your Pie will come in to replace it.
/not complaining
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Gumby's...
It all started when they lost their liquor license. I remember buying a pitcher there as a freshman, no ID requested. I appreciate the chill-ness they offered, but as a college town pizza restaurant you gotta take care of your right to pour brews in the first place.
Also, word on the street is that the most recent owners were pulling cash out of the drawer to buy coke. And not the cola.
The one that got their license yanked
was BS. The cops sent in a kid who was like a month away from being 21. The bartender (who was also catching the oven and manning the phones at the time) checked the year but not the date.
True about the coke, though. And you know a business is in trouble when they actually have to institute “No Stealing” and “No Pills At Work” policies.
And y'all thought Athens police were bad before?
How long til they declare martial law to stem the tide of this partying scourge?
DECLARE martial law?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 2, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As last year's champion
We say congratulations.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
No, we say Gradulations.
@EpicTripod
SBN - Pittsburgh
Success With Honor
by Jeff Junstrom on Aug 2, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
What would the third leg of an EDSBS Triple Crown be?
Because if UGA pulls out the FC and has this on its resume, it’s shaping up into a historic season for the Dawgs. Hey, we’ve gotta look forward to something.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 2, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions
Arizona State sure has fallen off the map.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
We lost our Gumby's franchise about 12 years ago.
That can be the only explanation, along with the almost absent Greek community. And the fact that all the collar-poppin’ bros and hot skinny bitches go to Old Town Scottsdale instead of Mill Avenue.
We’ll be in Playboy’s Top 10 though, they give us a ton of credit for our co-ed quality- and isn’t that what counts?
Kickin' it old skool
nice to see Sewanee repin’ at 14 for old time’s sake.
Expansion candidate #1 for the SEC
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
They're good at the footballs, too
Notice this season http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899_Sewanee_Tigers_football_team
Shutting out 5 big-time teams in 6 days, all on the road, through 2500 miles of traveling AND with no black athletes is rather impressive!
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
from a perennial Top Ten finisher
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAIRY DAWGS!
and I mean that most sincerely.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Well Earned
Everyone should acknowledge the fact that we’ve been playing the hardest schedule for the past decade or so.
Big Ten has 6 schools in the top 20
Not sure what to make of that, except that cold weather in the winter doesn’t slow consumption.
Is Princeton Review the pinnacle of such declarations?
We were feeling pretty good about ours. (Texas on Playboy’s)
by Infield Elephant on Aug 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
Princeton Review - not actually connected to Princeton in any way
Both carry about the same weight in the party school ranking world.
the pinnacle would of course be the EDSBS Party School rankings, though due to the rate at which Spencer and Holly visit campuses, It would probably only come out once a decade. And LSU probably wins every time.
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
Hey, now, wait a minute
And LSU probably wins every time.
I submit to you that WVU finished 2nd place in Playboy and 4th place in the Princeton Review for the highest composite score of any school on both lists. I didn’t even see LSU on either list.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Seriously
Ohio University is second. I like to think it takes more than copious natty light to have a good party.
Sadly...
Sadly, these lists are all about quantity, rather than quality. Which would probably be why Florida is always so highly ranked… it was always get some loaded freshman to pay for a few kegs of Natty.
On a tangentially related note: Why the hell does anybody buy kegs of Natty? Natty is such horrible, horrible beer… and Yuengling is, at most, $5 more a KEG. If you know where to go, it was only $2 more! Our number one rule of our Kegerator was: No Natty. Ever.
God bless Yuengling, Killian’s, and J. W. Dundee’s Honey Brown. Cheap as hell, and actually drinkable.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You have obviously never been to the Athens Ohio metroplex
Ohio U is in a constant state of inebriation. Its remoteness from civilization in SE Ohio adds to the ambiance. If Athens, GA police had the attitude of Athens, Ohio police, UGA would never have a Fulmer Cup point to brag about.
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I haven't
And thank God.
Still, being drunk is just a part of a larger equation for a righteous party. Namely, you need some dude that resembles Keanu Reeves from the late 80s to let you know that it is, indeed, a righteous party.
by Charles UF on Aug 2, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When I went to tOSU, the drinking age in Ohio was still 18. The mile long stretch along High Street at the edge of campus was about 2/3 bars.
Los Angeles is like Manchester. There is a red team that wins championships and a blue team that doesn't.
When I started at UGA, the drinking age was 19.
It went up to 20 a couple of months after I turned 20, and then up to 21 a couple of months after my 21st birthday. During my seven years in Athens, the number of bars downtown increased from a handful to dozens. Go figure.
by NCT on Aug 3, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Good ole 3.2 beer,
what a fucked up law that was. I was at tOSU from 75-79. It has changed considerably since then. I get back for 1-2 games every year and don’t bother going near it anymore. But I know the bars are long gone from when we were there.
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 3, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Contrary to Dean Wormer's famous advice
Fat, drunk, and stupid, is in fact the only way to survive long term in Athens, Ohio. If you don’t believe me, just ask Frank (“I was drugged”) Solich.
My goddaughter graduated from Ohio U
I was there that weekend. We did a pretty serious pub-crawl up and down the main drag the night before and I can vouch that the barstool to student ratio in that town is very high.
And Buck, OU consistently puts up decent points on the Fulmer Cup. Go Bobcats!
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
True eer, they always contend in the Fulmer Cup...
do you realize how bad they have to be to ge noticed in Athens. Being drunk makes you blend in. To stand out in that crowd is something to be commended.
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 2, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Has your family been considered for Digital Vikinghood, yet?
"God dammit, Donald"
by DougoUConnPlaysFootball? on Aug 3, 2010 6:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Until I took the Sporcle quiz to name every FBS team
I didn’t know there WAS an Ohio U. Or an “Athens, Ohio.” Forgive me, MAC fans. And excuse me for not praising your drinking accomplishments. The only thing worse than a bar packed with drunk Ohioans is 80 bars packed with drunk Ohioans.
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Ohioans driving in the left land on I-65 north at exactly the speed limit?
I hate right side passing. I will give ANYONE a reasonable+ amount of time to pull over before I pass on the right. If you have an Ohio plate, I dont even brake, I go right and flip you off as I go past. Nothing will ever clue them in to change lanes.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Good song choice....
but for some reason “Party till you puke” works better in my mind for this one.
A witty saying proves nothing. -Voltaire
by Profoundly Vague on Aug 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
Matthew Stafford is proud to be a Dawg
by TangoHotelWhiskeyGolf on Aug 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
Pretty good form on the squat there
But he should spread his feet out a bit wider and angle his head up to change the angle of his spine.
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
When you get that many pulp wooders in town at the same time
high times abound.
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