We're doing a bit of leisure reading--boy, Student-athlete A for USC was a total asshole, btw--but...
We're doing a bit of leisure reading--boy, Student-athlete A for USC was a total asshole, btw--but in the meantime, enjoy the universe completely screwing with you in this extremely humorous juxtaposition from the Big 12's website. In common: both are to be devoured multiple times over the next 48 hours. (HT: Doug.)