Florida State was forced by the NCAA to vacate 12 wins. Some of those are in the Sod Cemetery, the collection of soil samples doubling as FSU's trophy collection of road wins. Someone brilliant might, if they were so inclined, sneak in and properly note these victories with an asterisk. Someone like Will in Tallahassee, for instance.
Following the NCAA’s decision to strip F$U of 14 wins my law clerk and I "updated" the Sod Cemetery to reflect those "wins". Let me know if these come through okay.
Oh, they came through fine, Will. Just fine.
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Outstanding work in the field, Will, both behind enemy lines and executed with the deep smartassedness ingrained in the true Florida fan's best work. Beers shall be complimentary from this point forward, sir. ONE THOUSAND COCKTAILS TO YOU.