BOBBY BOWDEN GETS UUUUUUUUUUUU'D
This is old cheese, but like much old cheese, it has aged well and you may not have known its complex sabor yet.
Those probably are scrips in his right hand, but we'll just say they're adult diapers because the reality we want is so much better than that we have. (HT: Kleph)
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Naw
Those are Jeff’s, Terry’s, and Tommy’s resumes. CVS clerk isn’t that much worse than Clemson, right?
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I thought you were going to say they were Flintstone vitamins for Jeff, Terry and Tommy.
Can you identify the Bowden family members below?

I didn't realize
that CVS’ had greeters.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
This is obviously a fake.
A real CVS employee would never smile for any reason, at any time.
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2010 12:04 PM EST reply actions
That might be a sampling bias on your part
Employees at the CVS near my house are almost always smiling. Of course, they’re less than 3 miles from the beach in sunny Souf Kuhlina, and not in the middle of some windswept and frozen prairie.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 5, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
You do not talk about the city of Chicago that way!
Because “frozen swamp” is more accurate.
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
I stand corrected
Frozen swamp it will be from now on.
I will say that I’ve always enjoyed the blues and bar-b-que whenever I’ve been in the area.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
That's just a Yankee thing
Retail employees down here are mostly nice. Say hello, smile, the whole Southern deal.
You mean to tell me
that there are places where customers are not greeted with a blank stare and a lethargic “What you want?” I must journey to find these mythical lands and their, how you say, “Waffle Houses.”
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
there is nothing better...
than going to the two main employers of clemson grads in one night… From strip club to waffle house… short changing for tit-tays and grubbin’ on Grilled Texas Bacon DOUBLE Patty Melt Plate (with the hashbrowns smothered, covered, diced, and peppered, of course).
When will the U...
…..obtain a coach someone wants to take a pic with. Maybe when the ever affable Randy Shannon gets shit canned/pink slipped they will hire someone worthy of tomahawk chopping or gator chomping. Until then, enjoy the dreggs of the “a-she-she”, always respectful and never fair-weathered U tosser upper.
by Steve Mustazzio on Mar 5, 2010 12:11 PM EST reply actions
If you look carefully...
one can just make out Jeff Bowden attempting to run through the display racks instead of around them.
and Tommy is trying out lipsticks in aisle 11
Football is my anti-drug. CollegeGameBalls.com
by collegegameballs on Mar 5, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Not pictured:
Bobby giving him a high five, missing wide right.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Mar 5, 2010 12:50 PM EST reply actions


















