Look, even as a Vawl I don't care that Tebow won't throw at the combine. Honest. Sidelining yourself for passing drills, it's totally in style this season. But there's all this talk of the NEW! THROWING! MOTION! that's gonna shock the world, and the word that keeps getting used is "unveiled", and you know as well as 'Freek and I that there can be only one logical destination here:

He's not an ambi-thrower.