PERHAPS HE WAS JUST DOING A TROPIC THUNDER THING
Auburn lineman Ryan Pugh could have been going for a "Robert Downey, Jr. -plays Reggie Bush" thing here. You people? What do you mean by you people.
It's been an awesome week for Auburn. Just awesome. We're less offended--since we assume anyone doing this has to just be young and a bit tasteless, not racist, especially someone who spends every day of the week playing across from Nick Fairley and literally tons of other African-American players--than stunned no one hit the PAUSE button on the costume idea.
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Sadly, he obliterated that lovely young lady's knee ligaments shortly after this picture was taken.
by OrangeBritches on Nov 18, 2010 5:06 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
and the obligatory chop block quip came first!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 18, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
I think he's planning on the "Conservation of Outrage"
Outrage remains at a constant level, so if all the outraged writers are otherwise busy, he can’t get much directed at him.
If he were wearing a Sox hat he'd a be a dead ringer for Big Papi.

"It's not gonna be free this time."
come on guys...
….he’s just bowing to tradition!
Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.
by Todd on Nov 18, 2010 5:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Roger Sterling is appalled

and drunk…
by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 18, 2010 5:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
He's got a real pretty mouth don't he?
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
by Aardvark on Nov 18, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Deliverance reference!
Team Drink!!!
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
That’s Georgia, not WfnV.
Repeat after me:
I am
sofa king
wee todd ed
-- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 18, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Brother, I know that
My wife’s cousins from the Upstate worked on the movie. And that was years before I even met her.
Side note – My father-in-law has a lot of face time in a Ridley Scott movie starring Jeff Bridges that was partially filmed here in ChasTown, Souf Kahlina.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
dont hate dawg
photo evidence that itz workin for him dawg HATERZ GON HATE
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Just found Auburn's Newton Heisman campaign at
The “In The News” section doesn’t have any November links, unfortunately.
Also, sadly, it does not accept the PayPals.
by Ardbeg on Nov 18, 2010 5:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
All In Folks
All In
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 18, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
You know, the entire Cam Newton situation is pretty gross (if true), but
god damn, it’s hard not to admire Auburn’s kamikaze FUCK IT attitude in a perverted way.
George Washington - Golf Cart - Golden Dome - Alex Flanagan
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 18, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
didn't you read the series of posts on tigerdroppings.com?
there really is no other way to behave. “We’re fucked you say? Shit, what else can we do since shit ain’t getting any better any time soon?”
by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 18, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
"Going down swinging"
is being defined rather well at this point.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 18, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you're Auburn
what else do you have going for you right now?
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 18, 2010 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
If you're Auburn
what else do you have going for you right now?
"It's not gonna be free this time."
by zzgator on Nov 18, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Piling on, kiddo?
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
I'd do the same.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
That's oddly mesmerizing
Don't Panic.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Nov 19, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
If I might be allowed to drop a little scifi interpretation on y'all,
Auburn is going full out Little Doctor on this season.
“Hopelessly outnumbered? Only one weapon in our arsenal? Said weapon is ethically questionable at best? Fuck it – let’s blow this shit up and go on home.” /presses button.
Remember: the enemy’s end zone is DOWN.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Nov 18, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When all ya got's all ya got...
ya just go for it.
BTW the Kentucky Bulleit whiskey is damn good stuff.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
New architecture building at Auburn

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Nov 18, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
hahahahahaha!!
took me a second…
Nate Costa -- all class, grace, character and talent. Oregon thanks you, Nate!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 18, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I am glad you approve
I had taken some flack for being a Bulleit man myself on this here blog (it was my drink of choice at the Grove).
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
I'm proud of the fuck you attitude
This season has been the most CFB fun I’ve had since 04. If it goes down in flames, at least it will be for a good reason.
I really wish UF was doing better this year so this lil’ol blog, which is my BFF of all the internets, could have more fun with this season with a lot less butthurt.
Gas it, Daddy
That brings up an interesting question
especially someone who spends every day of the week playing across from Nick Fairley and literally tons of other African-American players
When Pugh and Fairley face off in practice, who takes out whom?
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
by JimHalpert on Nov 18, 2010 5:19 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
He should blame a concussion, worked for Rainey
Time to dye!
by Ardbeg on Nov 18, 2010 5:21 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Using a concussion would only work in one instance.
If someone hit him upside the head and he fell face first into a bucket of black paint.
by Cardfanintherock on Nov 18, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ben Jones would never...
"I don't wear no Stetson..."
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 18, 2010 5:22 PM EST reply actions
Was he going for Rueben Studdard....
…cause if he was…HE NAILED IT!
I believe he can fly!
Was this on Halloween?
If so, the lady on the left is in a very convincing gold digger costume.
@jschnauzer
Bloggin' at http://joepasdoghouse.com
She went to Auburn
for her ‘Mrs. Degree’
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 18, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
The best Mrs. degree program is BYU
That’s the Harvard of Mrs. studies
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Nov 18, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
They changed the formula
and Baylor moved past them in the last rankings…
"I don't wear no Stetson..."
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 18, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Or maybe
the guy on the left is in a very convincing lady costume. Jayzus, look a’ the size o’ those HANDS…
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I see and old-fashioned in his future.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Nov 19, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
on the left
I’m just wondering if that is a prosthesis on her backside or it it’s natural.
If it’s natural, I’m suspecting that she’s in white-face for the night.
'scuse my ignorance
but aint that a bammer hat he’s wearing? Who’s he trying to be?
by im lloyd dobler on Nov 18, 2010 5:32 PM EST reply actions
It's an Atlanta Braves Hat
And since he’s in a Saints Shirt, I’m guess Reggie Bush w/his Kim Kardashian wannabe
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I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~ Adam Savage, Mythbusters
Geez. Don't they realize she broke up with him months ago?
Don’t they read People in Auburn? Or see those recent episodes on Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she dated Miles Austin? I mean seriously.
@jschnauzer
Bloggin' at http://joepasdoghouse.com
Read? Auburn?
Ha! Beat all you fuckers to the punch!
by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 18, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute....
Half of em weren’t even colored in yet
Are we talking about books or faces? I’m confused.
Reggie w/his Kim wannabe
That was my first reation.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
-1
For not being a Southerner.
"The North isn't a place. It's just a direction out of the South."
--Roy Blount, Jr.
I'll make your boom boom go zoom zoom.
by animalcracker on Nov 19, 2010 7:55 AM EST up reply actions
He's just a dude, playin' the dude...
disguised as another dude, fixing to tap that.
by Golden Hand on Nov 18, 2010 5:39 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
and we probaly envy his oppurtunity to do that
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
Lemme get this straight...
…he’s dressed up as a player, who, while in college, played for an undefeated team while getting paid.
Well played, sir.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
by Jack Fact on Nov 18, 2010 5:45 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Auburn and USC have an innate kinship
they employ professionals, are besieged by haters, and neither won the national championship in 2004.
GOURANGA!
by LongCat on Nov 18, 2010 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
One they paid for
I mean, was that fair, not receiving a title you bought fair and square?
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Maybe it is HER fantasy
Think way, way back. Madeline Kahn… “is it truwe what they say…”
You can’t fight all the crap that is flying around so, you have to EMBRACE IT! If Auburn is the dirtiest most cheating program in the NCAA, the Oakland Raiders of college football, then I say JUST WIN BABY!
by PA_Tiger on Nov 18, 2010 5:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The Ghost of Al Raider must be on the Board at Auburn.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Rec'd for the Blazing Saddles refernce
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
His Girlfriend Asked for the Look
They’d already done the furry, but she promised to do “Leia’s Metal Bikini” for him later that week.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
That Ain't No Kim Kardashian Dept
Yes, she is pretty, but, not at Miss Kardashian’s level, and dumber, too. (How can that be possible?)
Ryan Pugh's advice to Urban Meyer:
Never go full retard.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 18, 2010 7:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The esteemed gentleman was just partaking in an Auburn tradition…

by Quincy's Connect on Nov 18, 2010 7:34 PM EST reply actions
God dammit
what the hell is going on with Auburn. SOMEONE GET ME SOME BLEACH THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT WEEKEND
"I just do what I do...The football field is my playground, I'll do whatever I want as long as it's legal. If you don't want your QB snapped in half, get in my way and stop me." - Nick Fairley
So now it is inappropriate
For a person of one race to dress up as a person of another race, regardless of context or intent.
The Swindle high horse is full steam ahead.
by chizwhiz on Nov 18, 2010 9:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Probably about the same time they stopped showing this on television
"Your beard is weird" "Your stache is trash"
Indeed riding that high horse into the 21st Century.....
While avoiding the borders of Lee County where that horse might be chop blocked by blackface.
"Don't let the bastards get you down." - Nick Faldo to Greg Norman at the conclusion of the 1996 Masters.
Why, next thing you know we won't be able to compare African-Americans to chimpanzees!
Seriously, dude, it’s 2010. “Being repelled by blackface” really isn’t that high a horse anymore.
by Doug Gillett on Nov 19, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, I almost forgot
Ryan Pugh is a sack of shit.
Thanks!
by TETRAGRAMMATON on Nov 18, 2010 9:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
so if Pouncey dressed up in white face
could he execute snap?
Wouldn't he lose 1/2 his athletic ability in the process?
On the other hand, he might be more apt to succeed in the business world…

"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra



















