THURSDAY INJURY REPORT
by Spencer Hall on Oct 28, 2010 4:54 PM EDT
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PrintThe complete injury list for the week is as follows:
Kirk Cousins, Michigan State: Sprained face from the most intense handoff face ever. Will play.
Justin Blackmon, Oklahoma State: Out with an ale-ing IPA ligament.
Derrick Locke, Kentucky: Shoulder injury, will miss Miss State game most likely.
Jeff Demps, Florida: Right toe fell off in shower. Reduced to 4.5 speed, now reluctant to wear even the most stylish open-toed shoes.
Marcus Lattimore, South Carolina. RUN HE'S FEELING BETTER OH SHIT SERIOUSLY RUN BITCHES RUN
Nick Foles, Arizona. Out indefinitely due to unspecified injury. Our sources, however, have narrowed it down to split ends, dry scalp, or if doctors' worst fears are realized, both.
Josh Oglesby, Wisconsin: Out for remainder of season with left knee injury.
Steven Threet, Arizona State: Concussion, or what TCU coach Gary Patterson would call "The Pussy Wobbles."
DeQuinta Jones, Arkansas: Likely out due to Chronic Hydroextension Injury and smoke inhalation.
Andre Debose, Florida: Fractured manifold, broken strut. (Damn your expensive Ferrari parts. )
Chris Rainey, Florida: Questionable due to equally questionable typing skills.
Nathan Scheelhaase, Illinois: Probable due to vowel saturation.
Michael Floyd, Notre Dame: Sprained hamstring, will play.
LaMichael James, Oregon: Missing several protective tiles from his heat-resistant re-entry shield. Expected to play.
Robert Bolden, Penn State: Concussion, or as Joe Paterno calls it, "The Abbruzese Birthmark."
Cory Grant, TCU: Ankle, but will play. /GARYPATTERSONGLARES
UCLA QUARTERBACKS: Dead. All dead.
Jake Locker, Washington: Probable with ankle and broken heart. YOU NEVER REALLY LOVED HIM MCSHAY.
Dillon Baxter, USC: Out due to toe injury, dillweed. <----Lane Kiffin writes their injury reports personally, and attached a drawing of a huge cartoon penis to this report.
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Oh, shit!
McShay has denied Locker for the first time! Just twice more before we see some centurion ear-cuttin’!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
But the picks will be thrown with a perfect delivery and textbook spiral
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 28, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And leadership. Let's not forget leadership.
I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about rankings, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about rankings.
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Scheelhaase Meister brau is some fine beer, if I do say so myself....
The beatings will continue til morale improves.....
Quite possible really
We do well when we GIVE COBB THE FUCKING BALL
No Locke = much more Cobb
= we do better
(see USC game)
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Miss State = prone to the RAT
Random
Asshole
Theory
Locke is out. The spotlight is Cobb, but Cobb will have a subpar game and someone who hasn’t touched the ball all year (probably never will again in his UK career) will have a game long highlight film.
by more_cowbell on Oct 29, 2010 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll bet Rainey comes out and plays the best game of his life singlehandedly
beating Georgia. Life’s funny like that.
Pandemonium Reigns
by Pandemonium Reigns on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM EDT reply actions
The intensity on Kirk Cousins' face
tells me he carries out all of his post-handoff fakes at full speed, because THAT IS HOW HE WAS TAUGHT TO DO IT.
by Raiders on the Storm on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
Please
continue to ignore Michigan State. It will work out better for everyone.
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
the damn spambots certainly think so
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
spambot dont like russell wilson
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
"Every game is like an ACC Title Game."
More like everybody in the ACC is equally terrible.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
Is this the open thread?
Or: is this where Bubbaprog is dropping his science? Because that’s where I need to be.
So tonight
I started shaving my almost two month old beard into a mustache for my halloween costume. I hadn’t charged my trimmer in that long, so naturally it ran out of juice after only trimming off my chin. I look like Wolverine with a mustache.
youre good
leave it,
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
In that case
I saw you in Publix in Jax today, and it was resplendent.
(Of course, if that wasn’t you, and that guy was wearing that [em]on purpose[/em], well, erm…)
OMG
I have almost the same thing going on, except I just have long sideburns instead of muttonchops.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
foobaw on the left side tv, basebaw on the right
which game gets outta hand first?
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and BTW
WTF is ozzie guillen doing as a broadcaster? that probably wont end well.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
funny factor: high
potential of fines from FCC: High
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
So, as an out-of-state freshman who grew up rooting for the Gators,
I don’t know who I should want to win this game: the ranked, in-state archrival of my second favorite team, or the in-state, yet relatively minor rival of my favorite team.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
In that case,
I have to root against the Noles. Both the Tar Heel and Gator in me have reasons to hate them.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That is damn good advice, by the way.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you sirrah
As a Penn State fan, if Michigan or tOSU played the Khmer Rouge in football, I’d have to look the other way about the killing fields for a few hours.
Let your hate flow!!!!!!!
Its is the path to the dark side.
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is there always a storyline each week?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
Eric Martin, Nebraska: Out.
Sprained Beebe Ligament, also known as the Passive Payback tendon.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is this the Thursday open thread?
I don’t see the green light anywhere up there… afraid to post.
Also add to injury report: viewers brains due to ACC/ESPN Thurs night crew calling
It's all part of Craig James' plot for world domination
He’ll assemble an army of drooling dolts wearing nothing but WAR BONNETS!
he's so confused.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I read that in your voice.
That made it seem 9001x more authoritative.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
you aint missin much with either game
got em on the 2 tv’s & i’m paying more attention to the damn laptop
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
because the world series actually goes to commercial during the batting
I shit you not, it happened at least once last night.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Every time I look up at the TV
it seems like someone is making a break for the endzone.
How is the score 7-0, exactly?
Well, for FSU
penalties have been killing them.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
there have been eleventy penalties already
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I will help u, with what you miss
NCSU: 1st down DIVE 4 yards
NCSU:2nd down DIVE 4 yards
NCSU: 3rd down ?
PUNT
FSU: 1st down FLAG
FSU1st down DIVE 3 yards
FSU 2nd Down 15 yard gain, FLAG
FSU 2nd and 21 INCOMPLETE
FSU 3rd down Screen 5 yards and punt
I'm glad that Mercedes realised the S-class ad was a little up market for the FSU audience
back to the c"heap" seats
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ol reliable
Coors Light.
/notfancybuteffective
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Sam Adams winter
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
how is that?
ive had some of the sam adams seasonal stuff & i really didnt like em
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing, I have court tomorrow
I really need to quit scheduling cases on Fridays during football season.
no 48 hour rule for lawyers
at least not for the partners at the firm I worked at before.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i had to use the rest of my vacation days before the end of the month
so, i decided to take all of the Fridays of in october. gonna feel weird to have to work a five day week again.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear ya
My schedule this semester included no classes on Fridays. All through undergrad it never happened, so I figured law school’d be the best place to give it a shot. Positively delightful.
nice
best i did was in my 3rd year of undergrad, managed to get no classes on Monday & Friday. Wednesday really sucked, but i had a semester of perpetual 4 day weekends. i did a lot of damage to my liver.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
senior year, I had seminars on Tuesday and thursday and pulled off 4 day weekends
however, given the 500 pages of reading per class, I think I had a good deal less fun than I wanted to.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I had a semester with no Monday classes
and only being a TA for Legal Writing on Friday. Of course then the next semester I thought I was going to fail everything. It was painful, but oh so worth it.
Bell's brewpub is in Kalamazoo...
…a stone’s throw from the Western Michigan campus. See, being a MAC fan does have its occasional advantage… [/drinks heavily]
by Papa Lou BSU on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s not really that close. A mile or so from most of WMU. I guess it looks closer from the bad end of Lake Erie.
The brewpub is in Kalamazoo. Comstock is a nearby small town.
by witless chum on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I just enjoyed my first Two-Hearted tonight.
Have a six of Amber that just went into the fridge for Saturday/Sunday night. Looking forward to finally enjoying some Bell’s here in the heart of Amurrika.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Hamilton's starting to feel it
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You clearly dont know ACC refs!
We will see
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
all i know of ACC refs
is that ‘given em tha bidness’ is a flaggable offense.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on what the home office says.
SEC refs know they need to favor certain teams to set up great matchups down the road.
"which team is ranked higher/has best chance of winnin MNC?"
Slive-‘rule in their favor’
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't win 4 straight MNCs
Without some home cooking. Some times a ref has to look the other way when a guy takes his helmet off too early, or throw a flag for PI that didn’t happen. If you want omelets, you break eggs.
How about that!
Anyone catch the NCSU fan with the Bass Pro shop hat on?
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
It's State
fishing is a degree there
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Some stereotypes are true!
I have seen UNC fans that are “Wine and Cheese”
I actually hadnt seen a “Bass Pro” fan.
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I bartend at the "Inn"
It’s definitely the wine and cheese crowd at UNC
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Sorry Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobert"
- Mayhem
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
State is for the poor rednecks of our state.
/jokes. /onlysorta
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
meh
get the same things for going to MSState. Cowcollege, Etc.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It's has a really good computer science program
and really nothing else. SAS was invented there.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
if it makes you feeel better:
SAS = British Special forces, to me
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Stats software. Really good stuff.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Massive employers in the RDU area
Thanks NCSU!!!
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but they dont have cowbells in the stands!!
State College’s always get the heat for having a Large Agricultural dept. Places like UNC and Ole Miss are “where” the upperclass country folk are suppose to send their kids.
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
my Cowbell is on the mantle
wooo
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The hell the SEC commish!!!!
Ring it loud and proud!!!!!!
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
State is for farm boyz like me!
I just grew up loving UNC! But I relate to Wolfpack fans more.
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to Davidson...
so… umm… definitely relate to Carolina people. Really not so much Duke kids (who I work in a lab with)
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've played soccer with some of the guys on the team
those guys are cool. But we destroyed them when I was there. Not what I would call the typical duke student though
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NorthEastern US people! lol
People in Western NC that hated UNC and State, started Duke and then moved it to the Triangle area!
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
better than Wake's story
RJ reynolds decided he wanted a university of his very own
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Got to love that Wake Forest U is not
in Wake Forest, NC
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It used to be
REynolds paid them to move it to winston
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yep
For those of you that dont know. True story!!!
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Davidson people
They accepted me as one of their own two years ago when I made the Stephen Curry — FLASH video. Great, knowledgable fans.
They are awesome!!!!
Never met a Davidson fan, that was not likeable. The area gets a bad rep, but i love the people(that I know) in that area.
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
kind of in the middle of suburban no where...
but it’s redeemed by having a massive lake campus
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also, I hate to disappoint you, but you've never met our women
ask oldsouth to back me up if you don’t believe me
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Our women
Can be found under local Mecklenburg County bridges feasting on Outpost quesadillas, soft-serve from Commons, and the dignity of every Davidson male who laments that every girl he hooks up is unaware that she’s about 6 leagues below him.
Also, while I’m most versed in SPSS, my favorite of all time was this old school precursor to SAS called STATA (or something like that) on decrepit old Macs. Ridiculously simple and pain-free. Not particularly powerful, but since I never had anything more difficult than regression or an unsual MANCOVA, it was all I needed.
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
this qualitative researcher
says take your numbers and get the fuck out
master’s degree nightmares you bring them back
well they're not that bad OH WAIT I'M IN LAW SCHOOL NOW
NUMBERS = BAD
STATISTICS = USELESS
EMPIRICAL ANYTHING = BUUUUURRRRNNNNN
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
I love math. Is that bad?
woot behavioral econ.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Behavioral econ = the tits
Behavioral econ ON WEED? Now that’s the stuff
<—Behavioral pharmacological econ is the shit. You damn well better believe cocaine modulates indifference curves!
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
IRB lulz quietly
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ha
At UK I fed coke addicts pure cocaine. Already cut into lines on the mirror. Administer a drug, see if it decreases the amount of money druggies would be willing to pay for another bump. Not kidding.
IRB loooooves that shit
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
how did that fly through?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not a problem really
I mean, these folks are in-patients in the clinic and basically don’t leave their room for 20 days. They’re always attended by a nurse, hooked up to their vitals, etc. Not that unusual for behavioral pharmacology research at a big state university.
I shot up rats full of coke for years in the basement of Watson for Dr. Smith. I think one student wanted to do an alcohol expierment for a senior thesis. Dr. Ault’s response to that was “fuck you, no,” rather than send that to the IRB.
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Sounds like her style
they had a few problems with some of my mentee’s doing ADD stuff that took a long, long time to iron out. People you know, I think
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
She's kind of an OCD psychobitch
She was a ruthless grader on papers. During a senior banquet, Dr. Smith gave her a leather belt with straps for holding .3006 cartridges all the way around—except instead of bullets, he filled the straps with red sharpies.
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
I know, I wrote the powerpoint
I heard about it.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
okay, fine
I love economics too and yes we have to use math to do economics.
but I put that in a very different category from “normal” social science quantitative research.
It's more psych than anything else. We call it econ to be employable
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Super Nole guy.
Worst pre-Halloween costume idea ever. /racism
I don't always derp, but when I derp I herp.
Christian Ponder is the Cam Newton Beta
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
she had a mild case of
bingo wings
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
she also had a rack and big mouth!!
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
CP7
C:\WHITEMOBILEQUARTERBACK.EXE
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
looks virusey
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
FATAL ERROR
ABORT
ABORT
C:[[COMMENT_CHILDREN_TOKEN]]#8230;
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
haha- failed hardware drivers
how apt
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And I do appreciate the tee-up.
Most likely I’ll hit a heinous hook.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit I'm behind by two shots.
1. MOMENTUM HAS SHIFTED
2. IN THE ZONE
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Just want to go on the record:
Russell Wilson is one of the most underrated lower quartile QBs that no one talks about. Or something.
You'll get something nasty from Palmer's
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
One can only hope.
He’s going to need therapy in the offseason to undo the stupidity he’s exposed to on a regular basis.
he gets a bourbon ration
after the game
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
3. DIAL IN
/all the gin?
/ALL THE GIN
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Earlier in the night,
Jessie used “pin their ears back.” That’s gotta count for something.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit
JESSE
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupidity is a job requirement for ESPN
You’d think with all the money they make, they’d be able/willing to hire intelligent folks instead of the hacks and morons they have currently.
Man, do you think LSU wants Fisher back or what?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, that's fucking classic.
Never understood the point of that trick – you’re throwing away a “free play” by probably letting your quarterback die, and if you’re wrong you’re really fucked.
Brady Quinn approves.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, so i wasnt the only one
jeebus
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
34
butg hos real birth cert sez 48.
/julio franco’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
*but his
/drinky fingers
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK RENTERIA
/bravesfan’d
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
2nd'd
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
FUN FACT
I was at the last game of the 2004 World Series. Renteria hit into the last out to complete the sweep.
/ALL THE GIN
//ALL OF IT
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
karaoke time, Sublime-style
MY NAME’S EDGAR RENTERIA
AND I PLAY BEISBOL
I MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR BUT
I’M WORTH IT ALL
For reasons we can't explain
I watch the NC State/Florida State game EVERY GODDAMN YEAR.
The only time it was worth it was when Chuck Amato summed up his quarterback’s performance as “ICE.”
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
Was he wearing red oakleys with chromed lenses?
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Si.
And looking quite chesty.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
natch
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Where are the red shoes?
No pictures of Chucky “RED SHOES” without the red shoes
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
apologies
vurra quick searchin
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Craig James just say "BJ Daniels is no Russell Wilson."
Oh BJ Daniels, when even Craig James can tell you suck, you suck.
Clearly his passing game just misses the conservative influence of Matt Grothe.
/BJDanielshasnoconscience
Sorry,
I didn’t realize what I was doing until after I hit the button. Apologies for triggering your PTSD.
I will say this
On a team that had a lot of… we’ll say hoodlums, Pat was and is a good human being who represented his family and university well, who never did anything that made me ashamed to say he was one of our students, et cetera.
That only matters so much to some people but it mattered, and matters, to me.
If people are wondering why folks are slipping
it’s been pouring rain the past week
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's alternated here between
80 degrees and humidity and pouring down rain. Usually within a 20 minute stretch. Really strange weather.
tornado weather
honestly. makes me antsy
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
good lord
we got our first 2 days of rain in about 6 weeks yesterday & today. /bonedry
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Muddy field
is muddy.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
I don't believe it.
All ESPN announcers are dressed like adults tonight.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
by adults, do you mean
no diapers?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
figured he just used a garbage bag as a loin cloth
but ok
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction. We regret the error.
All ESPN announcers are dressed like adults normal goddamn people and not 1970’s Salvation Army explosion tonight.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Skim milk
cut with tap water.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Empty syrup box tonic water
water with carbonation at that point
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So I was a bit late to the party tonight.
Have we had any OMG TENUTAZ GENIUS B/C HE CAN STOP ACC OFFENSEZ commentary yet?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
TENOOOOOTA BLITZ!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
YES!!
Darth James was getting a boner for talking about him most of the 1st quarter.
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Everything is bon.
We stopped the Wildcats.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he has no bottom teeth!
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MLB on non-HD tv
Fox assumes I’m watching in the den on the big screen. Can’t see the friggin score on this one.
Count your blessings, my child.
In 2006, we Cardinals fans got to listen to Berman announce our divisional series.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm numb to Berman at this point.
For whatever reason I hate McCarver. Maybe it’s because I haven’t forgiven him for calling Tim Wakefield “Bob” the last time the Pirates were relevant.
Jesus, you're an ND and Cardinals fan?
Trying so hard to bottle the hate and keep it deep inside.
/actually I am genetically required to root for ND
Obviously we are from mirror universes.
Florida and Cubs.
Notre Dame and Cardinals.
It all balances out.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think either of us
could generate enough offense to win.
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thats gettin a rec
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
you'd overpay for a rifle that explodes after the first shot
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Of course offense isn't always the problem for the Cubs
ALEX GONZALEZ I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW THATS JUST HOW I FEEL.
McCarver is worse by a LOOOOOONG way
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In case anyone was wondering
Kirk Cousins’s major is Kinesiology.
/oh integer the jokes write themselves
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
that shit is hard at Iowa
I can’t speak for MSU
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Supposedly...
….as a path to medical school, though.
by witless chum on Oct 28, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Former Pirate, now he's good
I’m actually sorta rooting for him. Guy played hard on the Bucs. Even though the one year they actually had a decent offense (2008) he spent most of the year sucking it up.
Dwight Howard just put a CD out
and is asking Dr. Lou for advice about it?
I can’t decide which half of that is crazier.
Some people have an outlet: some have drink, others have golf
yours is stalking a porn star Dwight
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Depends on the porn star.
No elaboration needed, right?
by Counter Trap on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, ACS
you in Chi-cargo, right? i’m gonna be up there a few days next week. weather outlook? (temps, mainly)
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Cold, fucking cold, and the next day cold and windy
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
figured that
but cold and fucking cold are like in the 50’s and 40’s for me
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Wuss.
20 degrees is a little chilly. 0 is cold.
by SpartanDan on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
it was 86 today
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No, 20 is freezing, take precautions!
0 is OH MY GOD WE ARE GOING TO DIE!
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
shit if it gets that cold I walk to the lab and call in to the bar
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i was in Dayton for a damn week
in february. fuck that weather. now i know why most of the midwesterners that come down to the gulf are dicks. if i lived in that type of weather, i’d hate everyone, too.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The people who bitch about the weather are pussies.
Embrace the misery.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Count me a pussy
Cause I hate being cold.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, you southerners would never survive a northern winter.
When I was in 5th grade we had a streak of ten days (January-February 1996) where the temperature was above 0 for a grand total of three hours (the high reached 2 one afternoon). Had one day of school canceled because it was so cold the buses wouldn’t start (-32); we went out that afternoon and had a snowball fight once it got into the minus-single-digits.
While that sounds great
My family moved from north to south when I was kid. It’s really cool to have school cancelled at the lightest dusting of snow because no one knows how to drive with white stuff on the ground. The 1996 snowstorm? Yeah, I think I had 2 days of school in two weeks. It was awesome.
we got 2 inches of snow back in December
first snow that lasted longer than a couple of hours since…..1996
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
My sophomore year at ND
we had a couple -60 wind chill days.
/goes to the 8 AM accounting class
//again, all the gin
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
that just sounds suicidally cold to me
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i will not disagree
i could not live in that shit. the week in Dayton, i saw the sun for 10 minutes. on wednesday.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Friend of mine grew up in Atlanta and moved to Cleveland recently
Let’s just say he didn’t enjoy the weather, nor could he understand how people would walk in freezing weather to Browns games wearing t-shirts or no shirts at all.
See that's just nuts to me, but it is all acclimation
The extremes in this country are amazing. I remember a summer in Dallas when the temp never dropped below 100 for a week (topped 110 every day), I mean not even at night. This was the mid ’60s and we had no air conditioning.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be hard for me to deal with.
The 20-days-of-triple-digit-highs this August was a pain, but at least there’s AC. (That and the worst days of Minnesota summers growing up were just as bad – not quite as hot, but obscenely humid. They weren’t nearly as frequent or relentless, though.)
Fair enough. I don’t mind the cold at all but turn into a wuss in the heat. I’ve lived in Virginia now for 23 years and still get miserable when the humidity gets bad. This past summer I got a letter from my landlord that they recommended leaving the thermostat at 78 degrees because of the stress on the equipment from the extreme heat. It took all of my restraint to not send them a photocopy of my middle finger.
It is interesting what the human body can adjust to
I never remember suffering as a kid with no AC in Dallas, that is just the way things were. Course it did feel really good to go to the mall for while. But we played outside all summer, never got sunburn or dehydrated. I like my AC these days, but I would still rather be hot that cold.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought cold was easier to handle, even though I got to deal with both
You can always put more layers on, but there’s a limit (in public, anyway) to what you can take off.
Of course, one might argue that nobody in the US (outside of maybe Death Valley) really knows “hot” either. My cousin was in the Marines and deployed to Afghanistan and Iraq for a while; he said that in summer there it would get so hot they’d put on extra layers to keep the heat out.
Yeah, there is another level of hot I haven't seen
I am thin, so my body handles heat more easily that cold. I ain’t hauling around extra weight, but I have no natural insulation for cold.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Zero degrees
is but another excuse for drinking.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd say the same thing for temps over 100
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
My life in Missouri agrees.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
See, that never happens in NC
especially in Wilmington
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Amen
My little sister was born in a blizzard. I had a half a day of school. 12 inches of snow on the ground didn’t even warrant a full day closure.
Got a full day off school for snow exactly once.
That was the Halloween Blizzard of 1991 (30+ inches of snow). School closed a couple other times because it was too fucking cold to wait at the bus stop, got out early a couple times due to ice storms expected to hit later that day, but never again for snow.
Now I’m in Austin, and our office closed down for a snow day this winter. Two inches, all melted by the evening.
Wow
Can’t imagine that much snow.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Shockingly good.
Sunny and in the mid 50s.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that counts as cold down here
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
30's at night?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Bring a coat. It’s pretty chilly tonight.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
comm exchange?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ok. thanks, bud
/ifuckinghatecoldweather
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
What are you in town for?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
some packaging expo
i just found out today. boss gave me my plane tickets & hotel info this afternoon.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
ooooh.... sounds like chicagoland
are you sure you’re downtown?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
no. only sure that i'm flying into chicago.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh please oh please not Rosemont.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/don'tleavethehotel
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I can haz DePaul basketball?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
?
pretty sure that aint it. i think its an AICC event
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Intersection plz.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
have to get back with ya on that
its on my desk @ work
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
/onlybeentochicagotwice
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Lou cant barely talk about football
What the hell else did u expect from him? lol
by Nudoworldwide on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Could be worse....
Cramer could be back on making stock analogies….
by Counter Trap on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
FLORIDA OFFENSE RATED AAAAA++++++++++++
ONLY PLACE TO GO IS UP BUY BUY BUY
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/quietlyshortsfloridaoffense
/buysmoregold
/constructscomplicatedventurederivativeasriskiestmoveofyear
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I can still just aquire the theoretical equity in the Florida offense, right?
fuck due diligence
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Combine all ACC offenses into a pool and securitize that shit
Give it an abstract, vacuous name, grossly overvalue it, and OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE TOM O’BRIEN OFFENSE NORTH CAROLINA OFFENSE BOSTON COLLEGE OFFENSE WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOMED
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
this would be the source of most of Davidson's endowment
Derivatives are fucking sacred. That and Sudanese oil, apparently
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wasn't Bobby V deep into the oil stuff?
Someone told me that once. I have no idea if that’s true
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yes... he was deep in the sketchier side of American energy policy
so is the guy who manages the endowment. Some friends of mine were very big into divestment and had me help them look at stuff. not always pretty.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
As in "shady" or "risky?" Or both?
I am very curious.
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shady- apparently some evil shit in Africa (look, we can all look at the Niger Delta and say that was unethical, right?)
This is according to my old roommates dad, who owns an energy company. And Davidson’ endowment got tied into a lot of it as well. There’s been a push for more ethical investment and the investment office basically shot it down straight up.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Gotta fund that Davidson Trust somehow
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Corona is the answer to that question
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
that and BoA. you weren't SigEp 08 were you?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Umm, maybe
This is getting dangerously close to forsaking my anonymity. Goodbye, chances at running for political office. (As if I hadn’t forfeited those long ago anyway).
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Don't worry about it, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who could know it
I’m sure you know who I am. We know each other too well, we’re both liable at this point. Why did we go to a small school?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, I know who you are
By the way.there’s another one of us who posts on here (very) infrequently.
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
probably one of the winter park motherfuckers
(kidding! really!)
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
surprisingly no
But that would’ve been my first guess, too
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Rec'd
for including the space to make it 2 words and assure blasphemy
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
no kidding. i felt plagarized for a moment
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Rece, if you're reading this
We feel your pain!
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
OHHHHH WE HAVE A GAME
That NC State will fritter away into a 28-17 loss.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
This is the FSU defense I remember.
Now they just need four holding calls in a row and universe will be back to normal.
Defensive holding is my favorite penalty.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm partial to "illegal snap"
Though there are a few other favorite calls: the infamous “givin’ him the business” penalty, and from an MSU game earlier this year: “offsides, on the entire defensive line”.
They haven't physically removed someone's head yet
so they’re not technically “back”
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And they need to coach players to injure the opposing team's players.
All while their coach puts on a bullshit kindly old man persona for the media.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Lebron asks: "What should i do?"
-walk into traffic
/-mostnbaplayerstakethisadvicetoo
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That commercial infuriates me
You’re right Lebron, WE’RE the ones being assholes. Not like we had a one hour special completely dedicated to buttfucking our hometown while the nation could watch.
I enjoyed it
I’m a horrible person with good reason to hate Cleveland. That’s right Presidents school, everyone you’ve ever produced that I’ve met is a douche and you deserve everything horrible that happens to you and your city.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Would not recommend.
/hit by a car in london
//got free drinks out of it though
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The driver was impeccably polite.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
and had bad teeth
/steroypesarefun
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Had a distant cousin that hit someone in Europe years ago (not real hard)
Said the pedestrian got up and apologized profusely for getting in his way. Wierd.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't doubt it.
In my case, it was totally my fault.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
IT"S HIS FAULT! IT"S ALL HIS FAULT! WHY DOES HE GOLF? WHY DOES HE STARE?
shit, that is branded deep in the subconscious
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
IF HE HAD RECRUITED BETTER
I WOULDN’T HAVE JAYWALKED!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
here in amurrica
there’d’ve been a amber-lamps chaser that had you in a choke hold in 8 seconds.
/compound contraction returns!
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep
And damn if there isn’t a few score of them on this site training to be the next wave.
\justkiddinglawyasloveyouguysespeciallymine
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
My buddy got hit by two frenchmen here in Lexington two weeks ago
Hard, too (~30 mph). We were at Keeneland. My buddy was trying to run to catch up to our car and ran across the lane, where two Frenchmen here for the world equestrian games happened to be going 3x the speed limit. The collision put a HUGE dent in the front left of the car.
My buddy waved it off despite being pretty badly hurt. The Frenchmen drove off the road onto the grass to pursue him. He got agitated and insisted renters’ insurance would take care of it. When he tried to leave again, they grabbed him by his collar. He shoved them off and caught up to us. The Frenchmen followed us back to our friend’s house, we got the cops, and it turned into nothing. But I was ready to fuck up a croissant.
/random’d
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that wasnt meant derogatoraly (made up word)
my dad hates lawyers (dont know the story), so it kinda got passed along. i personally have no opinion. you know, like the Swiss on everything.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't taking it as such
I was just adding my contribution to the car-accidents-and-foreigners theme.
I hate lawyers more than your dad does.
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
when i graduated high school
my dad told me: “You can be anything you put your mind to. You have the ability. You can be anything except a lawyer.” i just kinda looked at em funny & said “Uh, ok.”
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that is a good story
Pedestrian getting hasseled cause he tore up the frogs car, so he shoves them out of the way and takes off. Cheers to your buddy, and hope he recovers quickly.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
What should you do?
How about NOT take an hour primetime special to announce where you’re going? Leaving Cleveland, eh, whatever. But there was no need to jam a rusty knife in their backs on the way out.
Ole Miss will beat Auburn this weekend
if Cam Newton is in a moped accident
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Taiwan Easterling
should really be chain smoking Long Life Cigarettes and chewing betel nuts on the field.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Tee hee. And cursing in Cantonese
which just sounds like cursing anyway.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Betel Nuts??????
I thought I was the only person in this hemisphere acquainted with those. In High School, we had a tree of those in our yard and the lawn crews slowly tore the thing to shreds…
by Rob_The_Slender on Oct 29, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Who could have forseen
NC State would run the same play they’ve run on 1st down the last three times.
WIlson scores despite O'brien's best efforts to get a field goal!
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He is a blight on broadcasting
I loved him complaining about a call the umpire got right. Just shut up, McCarver.
/Uribe’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
okay
been busy. have everything from the end of the 1st half onward in the buffer. if anything demands screencappage that i missed while grading or watching baseball lemme know
i'll 2nd this
that guy was higher than giraffe pussy
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, there's a new one
LOL
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
late 1st early 2nd, i think
guy in a white shirt, dark hair, huge, vurra stoned eyes. mouthbreather.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
quarter?
sadly i don’t have the first half. forgot to start the recorder due to being busy with baseball and grading
i'd imagine most of it finds its way into cups & bottles
but, its probably approaching exxon valdez levels
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I helped clean up the Dean Dome after Late Night with Roy.
There were more than a few bottles full of spit that we had to dispose of. I’d imagine that there are plenty.
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by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
CHOOSE MY OWN ADVENTURE!
Voting time, folks. Here are my options.
1. Socializing with the the other lawyaz in training, who I actually like, at a bar I hate.
2. Finish the gin in the apartment and pass out.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
3. both(?)
why not? its thursday…
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
2. Gin up, hit the gym, cancel Facebook account.
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, no, done.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Need more information.
Are we talking like cheesy theme bar, or shithole dive? Target-poor environment?
How to describe?
Bad white people dancing music WOOOO COLLEGE bar.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
which college?
this is an important consideration in CHicago
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Let us say it is a Catholic college (surprise, surprise).
The bar is at Division & State, which should tell you all you need to know.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
If its cool people, the bar don't matter
but in terms of, well, target practice, I don’t like your chances
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
but that's more of a chitown wide indictment as well
the city as a whole needs to step up, honestly
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Isn't that the truth.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
#2 and rub one out
I’ve been choosing #1 way too often recently and just getting blackout and bored.
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
post bartending
going out with the other bartenders= tired+alcohol+alcoholics+labshitthenextday= not worth it
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
my brother went to a small christian college on the northwest side of town
I was unimpressed. Even when we went into the city.
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yuck
stay hope. cheaper, and easier on the ears/eyes
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it bad
That you just got near-universal approval for drinking heavily and alone, the world’s favorite sign of alcoholism?
I love this blog. We must all have the livers of hobos.
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Nothing wrong with drinking alone
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe.
by ElRocco337 on Oct 28, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
exactly
“A 12 pack a day keeps the doctor away”
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddamnit
One of y’all better make that your signature. I just got a new one I’m fond of and don’t want to change. But someone needs to have that.
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Everytime I try to root for FSU to make our game against them mean more
the “because fuck em that’s why” takes over before the end of the 3rd quarter.
same with me
and the rebbearels
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's much easier when you own your rival.
I’m actually rooting for UVA this weekend to help VT open up a lead in ACC coastal. It’s like no matter how many games they’ve won, they’re still no threat.
6 in a row?
damn. thats iron bowlish
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
17 of 20.
Urban is 15-1 against UGA, UT, and FSU, and yet I still heard “he ain’t nuthin without Tebow he needs to go” at work today.
/Gatorfansarenotsmart
yay mullen
/drinksanotherbeer
//hesgonesoon
//chugsanother
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now Bullie
Don’t get me riled up here
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it could be worse
-home team wins every year. where’s that fun in that?
/eggbowl’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Love the Egg Bowl (just get to enjoy some hateball without emotion)
Lot of connections to Miss in my family.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
well, Saban has won the last 2
or 3? right? i was referring to the damned ‘fear the thumb’ bumper stickers that were all the rage a few years back.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooooh
That shit got old quick. Couldn’t say nothing back either cause they owned us for awhile.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i know it got old fast
i’m in auburn heaven away from auburn. central baldwin county. lotsa farms & such here, ya know,
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I've lost the ability to hate UVA
Wish I didn’t think was possible. It’s hard to hate the guy that eats paste all day.
I really hope that wasn’t an accidental jinx on the Hokies.
Everybody hands go up!
AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY STAY THERE!
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
SHOOT THE ENGINEER!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
CHEERS, MATE!
[BOOM]
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 28, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what I meant. PA FTW.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
my offense consist of about 4 plays on NCAA 11
.They work too, GARY
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes you have to go to old reliable
It helped me overcome a 17 point deficit in the MNC game. Just went to it until the computer decided to double my receivers and forget about my All-American tight end.
Question:
If someone’s competitive fire is almost palpable, can you almost get seriously burned by it?
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by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
At least not Jesse or Craig
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by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
What a dumbass play by Ponder
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by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
That kid seems destined for a life of androgyny.
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pretty common in the Indian community (Cary)
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nolan Ryan looks like
he wants beat up robin venture again.
/walkinginruns
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
*ventura
/damnventure bros references earlier
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rangers bullpen will be 2 people lighter
After Nolan strangles them with his bare hands and leaves their bodies out as a warning.
Speedy FSU corner is speedy
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Tomorrow is costume day at work.
Over/under on number of Lady Gaga outfits?
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60%
?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yet
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
bedshitting
commence
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
now you're in my damn head
stopit
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what I was thinking
with no Bruckheimer or Bay involvement…
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
OK
so its District 9 + Independence Day + the dumbest plot point of Raiders of the Lost Ark?
You know what? Sign me the fuck up.
/lovesIndependenceDaytoanunreasonabledegree
The bullshit salute from the dude at the end
was when I first realized special effects movies sucked.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
I used that on the day before the test
the last time I taught an LSAT review course. I can’t decide whether that raised or lowered my teacher review scores.
There is no such thing
as an unreasonable degree of love for Independence Day. (Well, except “zero”.)
Tom O'Brien is undergoing testosterone therapy.
The effects are impressive.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
He's been watching his Addazio tapes
Wait, he didn’t call an obvious jump pass everyone knew was coming. Scratch that.
Nice play
Big guy in the back of the endzone ALWAYS works
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
O'brien just eyed the bartender and ordered a Sazerac
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No.
But that’s just what makes it so exciting!
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by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit
I just realized, it’s actually impossible for every ACC team to end up 4-4. (Duke and BC play each other, they’re both 0-4.) This is probably the earliest that’s ever been true. Usually it’s at least November.
You could almost use the ACC for the parity agruement
then you remember it’s the ACC…
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 28, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Baby!
I thought I sent you to Duke.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohh, OK
Damn kids all look alike to me.
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
FSU is about to get ACC'd
Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker.
Looking more like NCST becoming a victim of NCSTism
by Synaesthesia on Oct 28, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Your screen name.
Do you have it?
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by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate being up 4 in these situations.
If you’re up 3, at least you can count on the other coach playing for the field goal and overtime.
NOTE: DOES NOT APPLY TO LES MILES.
I know the feeling
We were up 13-9 in this situation against Iowa last year. Lost on the last play of the game. And when we scored with 1:30 to go, I told the guy next to me at the bar that I hoped we’d miss the PAT. Even Narduzzi wouldn’t go prevent up only 3.
CP7forheisman.com
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
From CP7forheisman.com:
“Christian Ponder had already won over crowds perhaps more difficult to impress than any that fill the massive stadiums he regularly plays in.”
What does this sentence even mean?
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by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
WHOA
Fumble.
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by fortlauderheel on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously, though. 1969?
I’m suddenly wishing USF had beaten Syracuse so they could get ranked this week, just for comedy’s sake.
Yes because when they were ranked #2 three years ago
that was hilarious…
/damnyoumariofannin
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 28, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I, for one, got quite a kick out of it
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
god what a time to be on campus. the ticket giveaways were insanity
Man what was all that?
please arrange schedules in the future so World Series games aren’t ending at the exact same time as football games.
LOL
Thanks from all of us Bubba
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by Another damn Dan on Oct 28, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
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