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LET’S GET THESE JOKES OFF: AUBURN CHAMPIONSHIP TYPOS EDITION

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ANIMAL HUSBANDRY IS A DIVISION OF THE AUBURN SCHOOL OF AGRICULTURE

BARNIN’ AND BONIN’

LET’S GET THESE EXTREMELY BAD JOKES OFF OKAY GO:

  • Scoring this much means Purdue must have been in the tournament
  • You thought they got a video board that big for football?
  • Two words: Bruce Pearl
  • Auburn are the Plainsmen, the Tigers, and have an eagle, couldn’t lose when their whole identity is already a threesome
  • Decades of emphasis on steady ball control finally paying off
  • Why they wanted to hire Bobby Petrino in 2003
  • Auburn is a caring and sensitive partner because they always use a bag
  • Matchup with LSU lasts three and a half hours with only one score and multiple sprains and bruises
  • If you’re not in the mood, happy to just kick it
  • Tommy Tuberville’s teams invented edging
  • Keeps its hedges trimmed if that’s what you’re into
  • Handles a Hawg with ease
  • Familiar with the both sides of the difficulties and controversies surrounding choking
  • Like many, they weren’t ready for how hot and heavy the Knights could get in Atlanta
  • Already popular with people who are DTF (Dothan-Tuskegee-Florala)
  • Definitely into being tied up...
  • ...especially because they only need one second to score