LET’S GET THESE JOKES OFF: AUBURN CHAMPIONSHIP TYPOS EDITION

LET’S GET THESE EXTREMELY BAD JOKES OFF OKAY GO:

• Scoring this much means Purdue must have been in the tournament
• You thought they got a video board that big for football?
• Two words: Bruce Pearl
• Auburn are the Plainsmen, the Tigers, and have an eagle, couldn’t lose when their whole identity is already a threesome
• Decades of emphasis on steady ball control finally paying off
• Why they wanted to hire Bobby Petrino in 2003
• Auburn is a caring and sensitive partner because they always use a bag
• Matchup with LSU lasts three and a half hours with only one score and multiple sprains and bruises
• If you’re not in the mood, happy to just kick it
• Tommy Tuberville’s teams invented edging
• Keeps its hedges trimmed if that’s what you’re into
• Handles a Hawg with ease
• Familiar with the both sides of the difficulties and controversies surrounding choking
• Like many, they weren’t ready for how hot and heavy the Knights could get in Atlanta
• Already popular with people who are DTF (Dothan-Tuskegee-Florala)
• Definitely into being tied up...
• ...especially because they only need one second to score