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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: WEEK TWO PREVIEW AKA THE BUTT OF PITT APPROACHES

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INSECT HEISTS, COACHING BY TELEGRAM, AND WHY EVERYONE IN THE HISTORY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL HAS BEEN A CON ARTIST

Smithsonian Holds Insect Expo
A CHILD SEEN HERE DREAMING LIKE ALL CHILDREN DO OF ONE DAY STEALING $40,000 WORTH OF INSECTS
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Is this a week two preview worth listening to? Hell yes it is, if only for the following pieces of content one can only find on the Fullcast:

  • important INSECT HEIST discussion, like answers to the question “where can I fence $40,000 worth of poisonous spiders?”
  • important Pitt discussion, aka comparing them to being the only man in the restroom innovative enough to back up to a urinal in a time of desperate need
  • important discussion of napping’s boundaries, i.e. when you’re just “sleeping for a long time”
  • important discussion of how we can get Mike Shanahan to coach Ohio State because of something Arizona State does

See, value in all directions. Consume, listeners. CONSUME.