Pastor John Edmiston of Huntsville’s third-fastest growing nondenominational megachurch, “The Glen”.
When the dog track isn’t kind
As soon as it happened, Kaylie just knew it. Later that night, somewhere in the dark woods of Cullman County, she would have to help pull Randy’s truck out of a culvert.
Dammit, y’all, Howard McIntire of Dothan don’t close down the tax services/pawn shop for much, but especially not for losses in extra time.
“Call mama and tell her she gotta keep the kids. Cause I’m going to jail tonight.”
When the shipment of Chinese steroids is waiting on the doorstep when you get home and you know you and your boys are about to go hogwild at the Gold’s Gym on 280.
“I know what it says on the damn door. But I’m looking for beer, not service, so that suits both of us fine, don’t it?.”
When the Deep State and Obama conspire to help you lose the Iron Bowl and a World Cup match in a single year
“ETHAN LET’S MAKE A BABY TONIGHT”