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- The Incident That Occurred At Jordan-Hare, And How It Affected The Life Of Dale
- O, Rgeron!
- Concerning Jacquizz and His Brother James, Who Excelled In An Unlikely Place And Made A Pleasant But Unremarkable Man Seem Better At His Job Than He May Have Been, Ultimately Sealing His Fate
- Seventeen Minutes of Flugelhorn (Indiana Football, I Have Loved You)
- The Quarterbacks, Once of Gainesville, Now Finding The Success That Had Eluded Them
- A Rutger, Or Possibly More Than One
- The Big 12 North (Misunderstood And Underappreciated, But Not Forgotten By Us)
- The Professional Career of Craig Krenzel, Chicago Bear, Which Is Not What We Remember Him For
- Jacksonville
- A Short Reprise For Mike Gundy, Who Went Insane, But With Good Intentions
- What Truly Happened That Night At The Mardi Gras Casino & Resorts in Cross Lanes, West Virginia
- Come On! Run The Ball, Mike Bobo (Pt. 1: Good But Not Great Georgia Pt. 2: 7-6 in Fort Collins)
- I Was In Line For The Men’s Room When They Took The Gigapixel Crowd Shot And Thus My Memories Of The Title Game Will Be Limited To Those Which I Now Relay To You In Song
- On Rob Ianello And Managing To Underwhelm Expectations At Akron (The Lament At Infocision)
- Randy Edsall’s Tweets, Which I Can No Longer See
- Conference USA Media Day
- John Cooper, Will History Forgive You Now?
- Alabama Needs Three Points (And I Am Unsure Of What Happens Next)
- Will Hagerup Prepares To Receive The Snap
- Bielema, We Hope The Time Off Is Good For You
- Toledo Is Playing Ball State In Football Tonight, And Although We Cannot See It Through The Fog, We Trust That It Is There (Today Is Tuesday)
- Maryland-Nebraska, a Conference Game!
- One Last Plea To Fire Butch Jones, Despite His Already Having Been Fired
- Eight Lateral Passes And A Touchdown, Preceding A Dispute Over The Interpretation of Those Events
- Byron Hout Has Spoken Out Of Turn, It Seems
- The Various Recessions Related To Jimbo Fisher, Including But Not Limited To His Hairline And His Move To College Station
- William Christopher Swinney
- Three-Hundred And Seventy-Four People At A Baseball Stadium In Miami One December Monday (We Have Come To See The Mormons Brawl)
- Kevin, Who Brought A Sign To The Game, Which Is On ESPN3, Holding It Up For the Camera, Which Will Not Find Him (An Acrostic About Tulane Football)
- The Onion-Man Who Chose This Life Over The Law
- A Short Ride On Arkansas Highway 16 That Would Ultimately Bring Bobby Back To Where He Began, But Not Without Stops Along The Way
- The Head Coach At Kentucky State University, Who Looks Familiar, But Cannot Be Placed
- A Boat Which Was Rowed To The Headwaters of the Mississippi River And Appears To Have Become Stuck In The Mud
- A Critical Re-Evaluation Of Steve Addazio, Given Both His Level Of Success And Your Own In The Years Since You Parted Ways Having Thought He Was The Biggest Of Your Problems
- Honk! (If You’re Harbaugh)
- Four Weeks In The Autumn Of 2014 When No One Appeared Better Than Mississippi State Bulldogs At Football, And How That Felt In The Moment
- Bud Foster Has Chosen His Lane (Both In Life, And That’s Also The Name Of The Stadium)