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THE GOOD NEWS: This morning's donations rambled in and wrecked shop.
This one will help shake off that last bit of sleepiness! #RamblinWreck #GoJacketsGo #EDSBSNewAP @edsbs pic.twitter.com/KumRlqBVic
— NewAmericanPathways (@newampaths) April 21, 2016
Remember, it's not who wins, it's who you finish in front of -- and at the moment, Georgia Tech is easily a million dollars ahead of their rivals in Athens, probably because they make more money and are smarter, better people. We don't want to say that; we just have to work from data and data alone, and also because our affections are always for sale and the Yellow Jackets are paying top dollar for them.
The good-but-not-great news: the usual Wednesday lull hit, so the climb to $40,000 in total donations slowed a bit. We sit at an impressive $26,080.50 on the week so far after three days. That's well within striking distance of our goal, provided we thrash the donations pony a bit and get this thing running. Which we are doing right now by typing
Be sure to donate to the right school, and to not just do the opposite of what you mean to do with your money, something adults would never do because adults always, always know what they are doing at all times, right? Especially ones who run things, and represent conferences and stuff, yes? Yes.
Totals as of 10:30 Wednesday night:
University of Michigan 127 $9,555.43 (35.31 monthly)
University of Texas 8 $2,232.01 (61.44 monthly)
Ohio State University 1 $1,752.46
University of Alabama 10 $1,382.63 (10 monthly)
Georgia Institute of Technology 8 $1,153.72 (22.16 monthly)
University of Miami (FL) 11 $1,077.68
University of Georgia 7 $643.32 (52.20 monthly)
Make Spencer Eat Cheese U 8 $593.36 (10 monthly)
University of Florida 12 $546.46
Indiana University 3 $405.41 (31.27 monthly)
University of Wisconsin 3 $402.63
Case Western Reserve 1 $387.00
University of Colorado Boulder 4 $384.81
University of Tulsa 2 $380.64 (28.87 monthly)
Hamilton College 1 $333.33
Northwestern University 5 $307.29
Clemson University 6 $305.77
Michigan State 3 $285.00
Purdue 2 $275.00
Cornell 1 $250.00
Fresno State 1 $250.00
University of Virginia 3 $250.00
West Virginia Wesleyan College 1 $250.00
Vanderbilt 5 $234.17
Santa Clara University 1 $232.43 (21.13 monthly)
Ohio University 5 $223.30 (10 monthly)
University of Nebraska - Lincoln 2 $179.14
University of Mississippi - Ole Miss 2 $178.01
University of Oregon 4 $169.43
Auburn University 3 $169.28 (10 monthly)
Duke University 3 $166.56
Notre Dame 4 $165.31
Texas A & M 2 $164.81 (12 monthly)
Syracuse University 4 $155.76
Stanford University 2 $152.99
University of California, Berkeley 1 $149.94
Kenyon College 2 $136.02
Miami University (Ohio) 2 $132.12
University of Idaho 3 $124.13
University of South Carolina 2 $112.73
Agnes Scott College 1 $111.00
Mississippi State University 3 $110.02
University of Minnesota 2 $101.14
Virginia Tech 3 $96.40
Troy University 1 $94.94
Middle Tennessee State University 1 $90.81
University of Kentucky 2 $89.27
Oregon State University 1 $79.30
University of Arkansas 2 $74.72
University of Washington 2 $61.23
Wake Forest University 3 $60.00
Temple University 2 $54.20
Boise State 1 $50.03
Covenant College 1 $50.00
Emory University 1 $50.00
Louisiana State University 1 $50.00
University of Illinois 1 $50.00
University of Cincinnati 1 $45.44
University of Maryland 1 $44.32
University of Chicago 1 $40.00
Princeton 1 $39.34
Kalamazoo College 1 $39.31
University of Pittsburgh 3 $39.27
University of Tennessee 1 $38.31
Washington University in St. Louis 1 $38.14
Texas State University 1 $38.12
Oklahoma State 1 $37.31
University of Memphis 1 $37.24
Arizona State University 2 $34.22
Kennesaw State 1 $34.08
Georgia State University 1 $34.07
University of South Alabama 1 $32.25
Grand Valley State University 1 $31.24
Appalachian State University 1 $31.13
University of Alaska Ankorage 1 $31.00
Texas Christian University - TCU 1 $28.21
Florida State University 1 $27.02
John Carroll University 1 $25.00
Oakland University 1 $25.00
Iowa State University 1 $24.00
Hillsdale College 1 $23.21
North Carolina State University 1 $20.02
Penn State University 1 $19.98
Tulane 1 $19.98
Rutgers 1 $18.69
Amherst College 1 $17.07
University of Arizona 1 $16.50
Washington State University 1 $16.13
University of Southern California 1 $14.35
Brigham Young University 1 $14.13
Trump University 1 $10.02
California Lutheran University 1 $10.00