JIMBO FISHER ESCAPES FROM HAIR ISLAND

The Noles have to reload at a lot of positions: quarterback, wide receiver, hairline.

Jimbo's working on that, though. Hair Island has not only terraformed itself a solid causeway back to the mainland of the follicular continent, but dredged up enough new hair matter to create a full unified Pangaea-mane.

If Jimbo keeps this up, he'll have a full head of hair before too long.

Continue that trend forward. See the hair growing into a mighty shrub.

Watch it grow tall and strong, like a program at its peak.

And then see the universe made whole when the beasts of old return to walk this earth.

(HT: BUDAHAWK NATION)