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JIMBO FISHER ESCAPES FROM HAIR ISLAND

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FLORIDA STATE'S COACH REPLACES HIS PERSONAL FOLLICULAR DEPTH CHART

The Noles have to reload at a lot of positions: quarterback, wide receiver, hairline.

JIMGROW0

Jimbo's working on that, though. Hair Island has not only terraformed itself a solid causeway back to the mainland of the follicular continent, but dredged up enough new hair matter to create a full unified Pangaea-mane.

JimGrow

If Jimbo keeps this up, he'll have a full head of hair before too long.

jimboshrub

Continue that trend forward. See the hair growing into a mighty shrub.

forestjimbo

Watch it grow tall and strong, like a program at its peak.

DinoJimbo

And then see the universe made whole when the beasts of old return to walk this earth.

(HT: BUDAHAWK NATION)