AN IMPORTANT KNOXVILLE ANNOUNCEMENT

HELLO AND THANK ME FOR COMING TODAY. NO THAT WAS NOT A MISTAKE YOU WILL THANK SUNSPHERE FOR DEIGNING TO SPEAK TO THE DISGUSTING FLESHY MASSES. AS USUAL SUNSPHERE WILL TAKE QUESTIONS AT THE END AND IF YOU DARE TO QUESTION SUNSPHERE YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.

AND BY DESTROYED SUNSPHERE MEANS GIVEN SCHOLARSHIP OFFERS TO KENTUCKY.

CERTAIN HU-MANS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE CONTINUE IN THE ERRONEOUS BELIEF THAT THEY HAVE THE SLIGHTEST SLIVER OF INFLUENCE OVER FUTURE EVENTS. THEY ARE BUT APES FLINGING FECES AT THE CLOUDS TO TRY AND STOP THE RAIN. SUNSPHERE DETERMINES WHETHER VOLUNTEER FOOTBALL LIVES OR DIES. SUNSPHERE MIGHT HAVE TOO MUCH STEEL RESERVE ONE COOL APRIL NIGHT AND BOOM TENNESSEE IS A CONFERENCE USA PROGRAM.

YOUR ATTEMPT TO PLACATE SUNSPHERE BY HIRING SUNSPHERE'S NEPHEW, SAL SUNSPHERI, WAS PITIFUL AND TRANSPARENT. SUNSPHERE NEVER LIKED HIM AND NEVER FORGOT WHEN HE TOLD SUNSPHERE'S SISTER SUNSPHERE WAS SMOKING IN THE GUESTROOM THAT ONE THANKSGIVING. SUNSNITCHES GET SUNSTITCHES.

DOOLEY WAS DEAD TO SUNSPHERE THE MINUTE HE PUT ON THOSE BRIGHT ASS PANTS. WHO DARES TO OUTSHINE THIS GLITTERING ORB OF POWER AND LIGHT? SUNSPHERE WILL NOT TOLERATE HU-MAN INSOLENCE. THE NEXT TENNESSEE COACH SUNSPHERE HAS SELECTED IS GROTESQUE AND HORRIFYING TO BOTH THE EYE AND THE MIND.

RON CROOMHEISEL! BUILT BY SUNSPHERE TO BRING PAIN AND AGONY TO ALL THE WRETCHED KNOXVILLE DENIZENS WHO HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM SUNSPHERE. YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A DRAW PLAY ON THIRD AND LONG THAT IS ALSO A PUNT UNTIL NOW. TREMBLE BEFORE SUNSPHERE. TREMBLE AND BOOK YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY INSIDE OF SUNSPHERE, REASONABLE RATES STILL AVAILABLE.