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MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: TAYLOR LEWAN

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Today's rare in-season Mustache Wednesday goes to Michigan offensive lineman Taylor Lewan, whose mustache is actually tattooed on his finger for convenience's sake. 

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via www.foxsportsdetroit.com

Lewan sounds like one of the legends of our time: 

I mean it's the best icebreaker in the world. You go up to them," Lewan said, putting his finger in place to reveal the mustache, "'Miss, let's be serious, I just want to dance.'"

(HT: Brian.) Some of us forget our childhood dreams, but Lewan didn't, taking his boyhood dream of having a mustache tattooed on his finger and making it happen. For that the honor is your, Taylor. Let's be serious: your mustache is made not of hair, but of ink, pure imagination, and the stuff that composes dreams. Salute, sir, and HAPPY MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!