Ladies and gentleman, today's very special Mustache Wednesday is brought to you by reader Aaron, who treats us all oh so right by escorting us to the velvet room, asking the bartender for a few French 75s, and then introducing us to Mater Dei's Master Mustache, Nebraska DE Cameron Meredith.
The strength of this mustache lies in its versatility. At one time, it says all of these at once:
--What can he do to get you in this 2002 Pontiac Aztek today, ma'am?
--Can't he do anything to speed up the production here a little? Jack Horner needs Ass Academy Pt. Seven ASAP!
--SOMOS LISTOS, AMIGOS! LA REVOLUCION ESTA AQUI!
--The suspect was seen leaving the store with a bundle of sweet car stereo equipment, a beautiful sales clerk, and a kickass Tesla t-shirt on. Warning: HE IS CONSIDERED ARMED, SEXY, AND DANGEROUS
Happy Mustache Wednesday, Motherfuckers!