The Mountain West walks into a bar. Boise State ditches boyfriend, sidles up to the ruggedly handsome conference.
Hey, girl. Yeah, I know. It's pretty hot right now in here. You probably want to take that off. I'm cool with that, but...
/checks clock
/looks around
/notices flurry of activity and everyone switching partners
...how do you feel about two things. Don't freak out when I ask this, but are you into multiples? And would you mind if I waited another month or two to see if I can pull this off? I mean, I've got your number, right?
Cool. You're so sexy. I just wanna see if we can have, like, an even sexier time when this goes down, okay?
/posts up on bar
/waits for last call
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