MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: KEITH HERNANDEZ

It's a big photo, so it's after the jump, but yes: if you smoke in the dugout while dominating the Weehawken singles scene in the 1980s with a trim ladykilling rapier hung on your upper lip, you get a Mustache Wednesday, Keith Hernandez.

HAPPY MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY MOTHERFUCKERS. (HT: Ryan)