Kentrell Lockett, Ole Miss defensive end, provided more entertainment value per word last night than the entire multimillion-dollar cast assembled for ESPN's draft coverage. Read on, and nod your head in agreement.
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And our favorite:
ESPN, cut your budgets, hire Kentrell Lockett and an adorable golden retriever who fetches the picks from Goodell's hands on command, and watch ratings magic happen. (HT: Ragin Cajun Rebel.)