Jim Delany in a horrid wig takes the mike.
Wake up in the Chi, feelin' like R Kelly
King of this bitch I'm in this rich got Ro-Tel in my belly
Now brush my teeth shave my face with some Barbasol
Like USA I start the day: handsome, free, and tall
I'm talking Syracuse on the clock clock
Nebraska wants on that jock jock
Pitt they wanna rock rock
Drop topping profits on the B-T-N,-N
Women's volleyball's on at ten, ten.
Gettin' loaded like we from Wisconsinnnnnn---
BIG TEN! GONNA BLOAT!
IN THE MONEY WE GONE FLOAT!
NOTRE DAME! IT'S A SHAME!
WE DON'T NEED NO NIGHT GAMES
BIG TEN! IT'S A WIN!
BUT THE CONFERENCE GET BIG OH EE WHOA WHOA OH OH OH
WHOA OH OH OH OH
Ain't got a care in the world, cause the sponsors they know
Got lots of unemployed folks who'll watch whatever we show
Get tv dollars, make 'em holler, and then pass out the checks
And keep the schools all nice and flossy with the cash that we flex
I'm talkin' Notre Dame kiss our ass, ass
A bowl game you won't grasp, grasp,
Big Ten taking you to class, class
I'm talking eating up the Big East, East,
Big Ten having a feast, feast,
Leavin' you with the leaaaaaast---
TO THE TOP
JIM GONE BLOW YOUR CONFERENCE UP
CALL A PRIEST
CAUSE WE GAVE YOU A DISEASE
BUT WE'LL RARELY PLAY AT NIGHT
OOH WHOA OH OH OH OH OHHHHH
WHOA OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHH