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FOR YOUR EYES ONLY: THE AUBURN INTELLIGENCE FOLDER

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Underestimate the Auburn Tigers at your own peril: Under Gene Chizik and Gus Malzahn, Auburn football has become some serious business.

Malzahn spent some time at the end of his day to discuss his daily regimen, changes in Auburn's 2010 attack, the search for a new primary tailback and his secret dossier of Auburn's most valuable intelligence.

Yes, it's a real folder.

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Q: So do you have a secret stash of intelligence, a folder somewhere?

A: I sure do. I'm old-school, I like to write stuff down. The more I write down, the more I can remember. There is a file and it's one I read a lot.

"Secret stash"? Not anymore. Using operatives positioned deep within the Auburn athletic department -- whom we could tell you about, but would then of course have to kill you -- we have obtained the contents of Malzahn's folder, which we will now lay bare for the world to see:

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