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COACHES NAMES MORE BADASS THAN JERRY KILL

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We've been so busy attempting catchup that we haven't noted the hiring of Jerry Kill, Northern Illinois' coach and a steady program builder with numerous advantages over his predecessor, Tim Brewster. Kill has done the job before. He has rebuilt programs. He has a track record of success. And most importantly, his last name is KILL.

This doesn't mean he's instantly the best name to be hired as a head coach ever. For instance, any of the following qualify as a more badass name than "Jerry Kill."

Randall Murdercock

Angus Deathbadger

Quash Everhard

Arnie Thrash

Arson Swindle

Bert Havoc

Dick Maimer 

Enos Slaughter

Bill Lynch*

Extinction Greenberg

Dax Killington

Mort Corpus

Butcher Hackwell

Garotte Garrett

Will Slay

Hank Rapine

Hecatomb Wilson 

Hephaestus Ruin

Randy Cuckoldmaker

Will Slay

Hank Rapine

Hecatomb Wilson 

Hephaestus Ruin

Randy Cuckoldmaker

Liqui'dashon Jackson

Guy O'Teen

Puissant L'Ownageture

Tommy Smothers

Payne Givens

Barry Steakfries

Stirling Mortlock

Ivan Bumpov

Bronson Arroyo

 

*RESULTS NOT GUARANTEED