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DANA HOLGORSEN RIDES THE BULL TO GREATNESS

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Yeah, it's his ninth of the night, but let's just keep this going until Dana Holgorsen can see the atoms of the opposing DBs' bodies quivering with quantum energy. Someone pointed out that Holgo the Barbarian was caught not only riding the bull on the sidelines, but caught downing a sugar-free Red Bull. Of course: how else does one fuel the fire without adding a few unsightly fuel tanks to a he-train of pure walking bandito sexhammer? If Holgorsen hadn't already been offered the West Virginia job-in-waiting, he could have just given the Mountaineers the url of the NCAA's offensive rankings and this picture, and gotten the job without saying a word.

(via @worstfan)