EARLY SHIFT: HERPA DERPITY DERP DERP DERP

BERP HERPA DERRP DERP DRP. HURPA DERPA ILLINI DERPA VANDY GEORGIA KURP DURP. INTENSITY DERPA CELLPHONE JIHAD A DERP A HURPA DERP. FIRST SHIFT THREAD A HURR; DERPA HURNGA DERPA HURPA TIM BREWSTER SAYS A DERPA FIRED HREPA DERPA HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG----