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TIM TEBOW AND ABORTION MAKE FOR POLITE REASONABLE CONVERSATION

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None of this Tim Tebow as fetus exemplar bullshit matters, because Cthulhu's going to eat us all when and how he chooses, unless Raptor Jesus intervenes, and then best belee they gon drink and fight oh belee dat. RAPTOR JESUS WILL WIN WITH HIS ARMY OF RAVER CHILDREN BEHIND HIM:

If the Tim Tebow commercial during the Super Bowl is going to have its full impact, it does have to include the full list of Bud Light Super Bowl ad elements:

1. Cretinous alcoholic guy (you or your boyfriend/husband)

2. Disproportionately hot woman (you or your wife/girlfriend)

3. Bulldog

4. Chimpanzee

5. The man going to outrageous lengths for beer

6. The woman being outraged/maimed/hoodwinked in the name of beer

7. WACKY TAG SCENE

So you if you substitute "fetus" for "beer" here, and the guy has the monkey ride the bulldog to keep the woman from taking the bus to the clinic...no, none of it works at all. Clearly the ad should have been aborted stricken from the idea board altogether, as it gets not only filthy politics in our football, but gets otherwise intelligent people agreeing with Gregg Doyel. This cannot stand.

[end tag=DISMISSIVE WANKING GESTURE AT ALL OF THIS]