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SENIOR BOWL IS THE SEXIEST OF MEAT MARKETS

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Tebow went 4/6 with a few drops by his receivers in early drills, but also dropped two straight snaps in this exotic "under center' position they've been tinkering with in the NFL. More importantly, we all got to see Terrance Cody with his shirt off and marvel at the 370 pound mountain of masculine beauty in all his glory. No, please. Feel free to look. He's not ashamed, and neither should you be. He's both violent and erotic all at the same time, something those who've had the privilege of showering with him have know for years. Drink his manhood in with your eyes, and savor its rich, fatty aroma and texture. Attempt to deny the power of his performance in Precious, and fail.

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