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COCAINE TIGERS: THE MEMOIR, ROUGH DRAFT, CHAPTER FOUR

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(Photo: Clemson mascot watches as an effigy of the South Carolina mascot is burned. Via.)

CLEMSONCOKETIGER

OMG THEY'RE BURNING A CHICKEN ALIVE WHO ARE THESE SOLDIERS SHIT DO THEY KNOW I'M HIGH THEY PROBABLY KNOW I SHOULD RUN BUT THEN THEY'LL START SHOOTING AND I'M NOT FASTER THAN BULLETS WAIT AM I HAHAHAHA NO BUT IF I HAD MORE COKE WE COULD TRY YES THAT'S AN IDEA IS THAT THE CHICKEN SCREAMING OR IS THAT JUST IN MY HEAD NO THAT'S SOMEONE IN THE CROWD THEY ALL KNOW YES THEY KNOW BUT WHAT I THINK WE NEED TO DO AFTER THIS IS WALK AS COOL AS WE CAN PAST THOSE SOLDIERS WHO KNOW WE ARE HIGH ON COCAINE AND REAL SLICK JUST WALK PAST THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW OMG THEY KNOW THEY KNOW BUT TO HELL WITH IT WE'LL GET MORE COCAINE AND A PYTHON BECAUSE HAVING A HUGE PYTHON SOUNDS REALLY COOL WE'LL NAME IT BARTRAM AND HE'LL BE A PROPER GENTLEMAN AND YES WE NEED MORE COKE LET'S GET SOME MORE BUT FIRST MY GOD THEY'RE BURNING A CHICKEN MASCOT ALIVE AND IT IS SO AWESOME I'M GONNA CRY---