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FLORIDA/ALABAMA: LET'S SETTLE IT WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS

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Jason Brueck and company put this together, and we only hope it represents everything that really will happen in the SEC Championship game. No, not metaphorically, though something equivalent to a screaming Nick Saban being blasted out at a window by an RPG aimed at his chest would suffice for our purposes--we mean literally, as in some unseen kink of SEC rules requiring the game to be decided by a coach-on-coach rocket launcher duel at the 50 yard line. Our money in that case would be on Saban, since you have to aim low to hit him head-on.