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BOWDEN RECEIVES HAIL OF SUPPORT LEADING UP TO MEETING

Since an announcement is due tomorrow concerning his future, we consulted a few randoms for their opinions on the Bowden situation.

UrbanMeyer[1]

"I think he gets to retire whenever he's ready. He's earned it. He built that program. I don't think anyone wants to see him go. Especially me."

kim-jong-il-smiling

"Haters to the left, old man. Stay shinin', and don't let no one keep a lawya strong like you down. Ballin' in a bathtub ah Henny in PY tonight in your honor. PEAS--KJI"

jeffbowden

"I think much of the problem isn't with him. He's as sharp as ever. I think the problem are some of the new assistants brought on board in recent years, especially the offensive coordinator. They run, what? Over twenty different formations? Man, I know I couldn't remember all that. What's a college kid gonna do with that? They just need to keep him, and bring back the kind of people they used to have around there. No, I ain't givin' you my name." --Anonymous Source Close To The Situation

randomsurvivalist

"GET OFF MY LAND THIS IS THE REPUBLIC OF TEDSYLVANIA AND TED HIMSELF IS LEVELING A SHOTGUN AT YOUR NOSY ASS AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SOME GERIATRIC OLD LADY AND HER RETIREMENT PARTY OR WHATEVER AND TAXES ARE FOR AMERICANS AND I HAVE RENOUNCED THAT NOW CALL THE WATER COMPANY AND TELL THEM TO TURN ON THE WATER BECAUSE I AM FREE AND MY WATER AND ELECTRICITY SHOULD BE TOO."

randyshannon

"I'm sorry, who?"

Picture 8

"Losing coach Bowden would a tragedy, as he might be replaced by a robot, and once they get their hands on something, they never let go because they are made of metal, and robots are strong."