We're taking to the road today for Thanksgiving, and wish you safe travels and easy access to someone with a stomach pump and quick scalpel should you begin to bloat after the gorging on Thursday. Posting will be sporadic over the next few days, but there will be some requisite picks, cruel jokes at the expense of all within striking distance, and enough paleontology references to keep everyone mildly discontent for a few days.
This is the holiday, so we'll say thank you to those who matter: you.
Thank you madams and sirs for your continued support of the site, your wit, your occasional delightful lack thereof, your beers offered at tailgates, the improbable random acts of kindness, and allowing us to do this for a living.
AWKWARD HUG BECAUSE WE COME FROM A NORDIC PEOPLE
Thank you Chris Leak, thank you Jack Youngblood, thank you Reggie Nelson, thank you John Xynidis, thank you Noah Brindise, thank you Kerwin Bell, thank you James Bates, and thank you Riley Fuckin' Cooper. Oh, and that Tim guy. Thanks.
Travel safe, and give your own thanks below.