The Alphabetical is up over at SB Nation, and includes references to breakway former Soviet Republics, Ohio State's accidental scoring against Michigan, and this exemplary sign:
(HT: College Game Balls.)
Also required reading on any Monday is This Week in Schadenfreude, Brian's rundown of any and all pain in the college football multiverse. LSU's grief is particularly awesome:
We need someone young and famous to die real quick (Posted on 11/23/09 at 8:12 a.m.) to get every fricking tv channel in the free world to quit talking about how stupid our coaching staff is.
That is a dodgy gamble on an LSU message board, since someone very weill might down a 12 pack, climb in the truck, and begin lookin' for someone young and famous to spur Operation Drastic Distraction. After a 12 pack they might end up shooting a tree stump that just happens to look like Zac Efron, but no matter how this goes down we're fine with it.