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TOMMY WEST FIRED HEY HERE'S YOUR NEW COACH

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Tommy West fired at Memphis, but never fear Tiger fans, we have your replacement:

54AddazioSteve

National title rings! A perfectly smooth bald head that can be used in a pinch as a whiteboard during meetings to save money on office supplies! 24 or so points of offense guaranteed per game, including the best offense between the twenty yard lines that money can buy! Success is spelled A-D-D-A-Z-I-O, Memphis. Call him soon. Hell, call him now oh please god won't you. He's just waiting by the phone for your offer, eating pieces of paper covered in diagrams of dive plays and planned sacks on third and goal.