A thousand Wannstachealanterns point you in the direction of the glorious Alphabetical, now up and lumbering around over on SBNation.com. You can go look at that when you pry your eyes off the pumpkin pics. Yup. Any second now.
Tackled topics include Ohio State’s predictable bargain bin trudging towards a Big Ten title, USC’s hilarious poll buoyancy, and the mythical land of Agartha, where 12 foot Pete Carrolls bask in a subterranean rays of light and get voted first in the Pac-10 no matter what the actual records of the teams in the Pac-10 are.
The Blogpoll Draft is up with the requisite notes and yelling.
|
| Rank |
Team |
Delta |
| 1 |
Texas |
| 2 |
Florida |
| 3 |
Alabama |
| 4 |
Cincinnati |
1 |
| 5 |
TCU |
2 |
| 6 |
Boise State |
| 7 |
Georgia Tech |
2 |
| 8 |
Iowa |
4 |
| 9 |
LSU |
2 |
| 10 |
Oregon |
2 |
| 11 |
Miami (Florida) |
2 |
| 12 |
Pittsburgh |
5 |
| 13 |
Ohio State |
2 |
| 14 |
Houston |
2 |
| 15 |
Arizona |
9 |
| 16 |
Southern Cal |
2 |
| 17 |
Oregon State |
| 18 |
Virginia Tech |
3 |
| 19 |
Penn State |
9 |
| 20 |
Utah |
4 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma State |
1 |
| 22 |
Stanford |
| 23 |
Wisconsin |
4 |
| 24 |
Clemson |
| 25 |
Brigham Young |
| Last week’s ballot |
Dropped Out: Notre Dame (#18), Oklahoma (#22), California (#23).
NOTES APOLOGIES ETC.
-For the nth time: never mind the deltas.
-No, we’re not going to rank Pitt that high, since putting them where we did already feels like doing the splits over a steak knife. They lost to NC State and will implode at any second oh you just watch YOU JUST WATCH. (weeps, doesn’t know what’s real anymore.)
-Iowa doesn’t deserve to fall that far, or maybe they do. Requesting input.
-Ditto for Oregon, who…well, we still aren’t really sure what happened to them, because saying “you got run tha fuck ovah” can’t really be considered any form of analysis whatsoever.
-Seriously, don’t mind the deltas.
Still Alphabeticalizing, but in the meantime..he’s baaaaaaaaaaack.
Tommy West fired at Memphis, but never fear Tiger fans, we have your replacement:
National title rings! A perfectly smooth bald head that can be used in a pinch as a whiteboard during meetings to save money on office supplies! 24 or so points of offense guaranteed per game, including the best offense between the twenty yard lines that money can buy! Success is spelled A-D-D-A-Z-I-O, Memphis. Call him soon. Hell, call him now oh please god won’t you. He’s just waiting by the phone for your offer, eating pieces of paper covered in diagrams of dive plays and planned sacks on third and goal.
